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I once ordered pants from J C Penney, which was reflected on the confirmation email and the email upon shipment.
The box contained some pretty hefty DD bras. No pants.
I am a guy.
The CSR that issued the return info and I had a good laugh.
My wife had an even bigger laugh. 
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Try ordering fork handles.
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With oak paneling it might age well.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Luckily there isn't Gin on box.
(I obviously haven't checked that. I don't want to know otherwise  )
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Forget about the gin, I want THIS ONE[^] 
Imagine what it's gonna cost at Systembolaget. I'll probably have to hock the car, the house AND promise them my firstborn child (that's an easy promise, however, because me having children is never gonna happen)...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Whiskey (usquebaugh) itself means fire-water, I am told.
So, does this mean this firebox whiskey is 200 proof? 
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They call it whiskey, but it's more like whiskey-liqueur if you ask me.
But it's good, and you can get terribly drunk if you're not careful... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: I don't want to know otherwise
Yes you do![^]
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You're mean. 
I tried to imagine the aiming group for that stuff, and now my mind has a picture of a purple haired tipsy old lady with a small dog named Tricky Woo.
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... or Nagy ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I actually can't imagine him drinking old ladies stuff.
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A small dog named Nagy? Mean! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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You're going to get such a boff!
veni bibi saltavi
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- I have no hair - purple or otherwise.
- Okay, I'll take tipsy & old but not lady.
- He ain't small, he's a fuge great vicious wolf, a bedouin beast, a des[s]ert destroyer!
- Shadow, proper dog name.
veni bibi saltavi
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I can see he has just defeated a great adversary
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He's had loads of those owls.
His pb is under 30 minutes to destroy the squeak. There is one that is now over a month and still got all it's squeak.
Sometime on a quiet night, when not a thing is stirring, I can hear from downstairs a soft *squeak*
veni bibi saltavi
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When I was a kid we had a dog that could open doors.
Whenever we heard something at night we'd better check out what it was.
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Unfortunately I must inform you that Mr. Nagy is no longer with us.
@Nagy-Vilmos
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
modified 15-Mar-19 6:12am.
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Why didn't anyone tell me?
/ scutters off into the darkness /
veni bibi saltavi
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Who are you and what have you done to Vilmos?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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It got so bad, we had to buy another house.
Now leave me alone, I'm in the office so it's nap-time.
veni bibi saltavi
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I haven't seen this posted yet, but I could have easily missed it.
Halo: The Master Chief Collection is finally coming to PC. Includes Halo 1-4, Halo 3: ODST, and Halo: Reach. Reach will be released first and then the other games as they are remastered. Yes, it will be through Steam.
Microsoft brings Halo to Steam, pigs fly[^]
"...JavaScript could teach Dyson how to suck." -- Nagy Vilmos
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Just seen your signature line, I wonder what the Nag-ster is up to, I miss him 
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