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This is a common misconception about wives!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Same here. 
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Paula Bean. Any relation to "Mr." ?
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... I haven't heard from him since! 
Ba-tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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I use the Yoda approach[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Why don't blind people skydive?
Scares the sh*t out of the dog!
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: Scares the sh*t out of the dog!
Not all of them - there are military dogs out there with dozens or even hundreds of parachute drops.
Software Zen: delete this;
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What do you say to a one-legged hitch-hiker?
Hop in!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Job, perhaps, maintaining fundamental business task (11)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
modified 21-Mar-19 5:50am.
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Job, perhaps, BOOK
maintaining KEEPING
BOOKKEEPING
fundamental business task
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Well done, sir! Thought that might stick around for a while ...
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Once I gave up on "employment" and cast around for other "job" meanings ... 
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I'd love to give up on employment! (How did you know it wasn't a case of "Job" = "PITA"?)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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PeejayAdams wrote: How did you know it wasn't a case of "Job" = "PITA"?
I couldn't think of an 11 letter word starting with PITA!
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I can!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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You should have used it then!
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I don't get the relation between Job and Book. What am I missing?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Book of Job - Wikipedia[^]
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Highlight: Because we can't C in the Dark.
Sorry about that, I'd get my coat, but it's buried under a mound of dead spammers.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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And I thought it was Darth...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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No, but when he was young he was tall, Darth, and handsome.
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Only for a second, then some Jedi comes along, hacks off your legs and arms, and then turns you into your own selfie toast. Then he leaves you to rot or for the bad guys to swoop in and scratch you off the ground.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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