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Crazy, crazy folks, I would like to try myself! 
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By the great Ghu I've never seen so many Darwin Award candidates.
Note the liberal use of stretchers!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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It has been run for I think over a hundred years. Quite famous.
Anyway, I was thinking I would use flat, smooth soled boots, so they skate down the hill. You might reach about 40 mph though! 
Apparently the cheese is doing 80 mph at the bottom.
There are a few famous sports in the UK. Shin kicking while wearing white coats is one, then there is a football match between two villages, each team has about a thousand men, and the objective is to get the ball into the other persons church or some such. Of course the injuries are famous.
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Found this and couldn't resist;
Zuckerberg Requires House Members To Accept Terms Of Service Before He Testifies
Disclaimer: This is only a test had this been the real thing the voices in your head would have warned you first!
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
JaxCoder.com
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I'm really surprised he hasn't done that for real ... 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Really! I think the aw shucks attitude is getting old though and me thinks he's going to get his fingers burnt!
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: me thinks he's going to get his fingers burnt!
I hope so... and then a couple other should follow
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Working on commercial inkjet printing systems[^] would be a whole lot more fun if it wasn't for all the stinkin' messy damned hardware.
The pointy-haired types want a warning when the machine has been running for 48 hours straight without a maintenance stop. The code was written by someone who is long departed, and I've made a valiant effort to not disturb the ambient artwork while adding this new feature.
Getting this working has been a PITA. 
Software Zen: delete this;
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I remember the mess from my commercial inkjet dev days - that ink wouldn't travel far to correctly mark the product, but it would go a looooong way out of it's way to wreck another shirt ...
I think my least favorite part was handling materials compatibility with the inks - the damned aliphatic hydrocarbon base was a PITA to deal with. And what it was OK with the solvent based ink would eat. 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: that ink wouldn't travel far to correctly mark the product
It's always been noteworthy that our water-based inks adhere to skin and clothing a lot better than they do paper.OriginalGriff wrote: solvent based ink
Definite ick factor there. Fortunately we haven't done solvent-based inks in a long time; the fumes were horrible.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Not fun, but better than MEK. Didn't have the drying time though, but you could use them in chocolate factories.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We tested with MEK for a while. One of the programmers here had his lab moved to another part of the building the fumes were so bad.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yeah - and chocolate has an "affinity" for it: carry a CIJ through a chocolate factory and the whole lot tastes of it. Fortunately we never got involved - too much hassle for the profit we'd have made.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Please stop whining and rewrite from scratch the whole stuff!
(just kidding, Gary, just kidding...)
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As much as I'd love too, this stuff supports a lot of older equipment that isn't available here at our plant any longer. I wouldn't have any way to test it, other than shipping it off to a customer. My bosses frown on that sort of thing  .
Software Zen: delete this;
modified 21-Mar-19 13:49pm.
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Quote: to test it, other than shipping it off to a customer. My bosses sort of frown on that sort of thing
Just tell them that this is the way Microsoft does it all the time! 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I once did a project for a purveyor of very expensive ink that measured the volume of individual droplets of ink. The units of measure were picoliters.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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The drops our current systems produce are 11.4 pL (picoliters) and 9.8 pL. We actually count the things as a means of measuring ink usage; unsigned __int64, anyone?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Fun stuff.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I can't really discuss why, but I thought I'd mention it, because if I don't, nobody else would.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Dang, beat me to it. 
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See? Being the first to come up with something is a sign of brilliance.
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And so modest.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Quote: if I don't, nobody else would
You and... your wife, of course.
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She's pretty resistent to admitting my brilliance.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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