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OriginalGriff wrote: 87521838654157576886641004 (11)
How many developers does it take to put an apostrophe in the right place?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I get confused by all this "Cloud"-stuff... 
Is it Azure thing?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I aws thinking the same but it is all smoky.
modified 5-Apr-19 7:10am.
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It's still up in the air!
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally!
JaxCoder.com
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megaadam wrote: Is it Azure thing?
No, it's in your Deep Mind but don't worry it's artificial
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Johnny J. wrote: Dang, I wish I was 'murican... 
Why? Do they refuse to arrest you when you play with guns at home? I thought that's only possible in Texas.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Nope, I don't even get to play with guns at home. I live in Sweden. Damn, you're hardly allowed to drink at all here... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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But you have Smörgåstårta[^]. Isn't that worth something? 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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That gives me the idea to make one and put it in the kitchen without any comment here at work. Where can I get bread that's big enough for the layers?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Ask Jörgen. He's a real Swede. He'd know strange stuff like that! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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It's called landgångsbröd.
It's basically a toast bread cut the wrong direction.
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Johnny J. wrote: Disgusting Swedish idea. I'm Danish, and we're too smart for stuff like that in Denmark.
Well, I'm not the one to argue with you on this one. 
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I opened the link and was seriously misled. At first glance the images all looked like cake. Reading the description... "Sandwich cake/torte" So far so good. a savory cake that is similar to a sandwich ... Okay a bit weird but I've had desserts that were not sweet, so we're still rolling. With large amounts of filling and garnish, similar to a layered cream cake. Hmm, all that stuck out was 'similar to a layered cream cake'.Made up of several layers of white or light rye bread with creamy fillings in between. Well, I grew up in the south and had a few deserts made with white (Wonder) bread.The fillings and toppings vary, but egg and mayonnaise are often the base. Wait... WHAT!?!  Then I actually take a closer look at the images...  And suddenly I wish CodeProject had a puke emoji because the unwell one just isn't enough.
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Ah, but they also have Kæstur hákarl[^] which is technically a weapon of mass destruction.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Iceland doesn't have anything to do with neither Denmark nor Sweden... They keep to themselves in the middle of the Atlantic. No wonder they're weird! 
Actually, they're closer to you in Wales than to me... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Sorry, my brain was probably addled by the smell decades ago: I meant Surströmming[^] which isn't a lot better an idea for food!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Nope. I agree. You just let me know if you want me to send you a can... I'm sure it's hard to come by in Wales...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I'm pretty sure there are regulation against the shipping of toxic materials across international borders ... or at least I hope so.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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When I studied at the Uni I had an English neighbour that actually liked surströmming.
He was actually a bit strange in a few other ways as well.
When he left Sweden he brought a couple of tins with him back to the UK.
And from the airport he boarded the train home.
This was in the middle of a heat wave in June.
Those tins couldn't take the heat and started leaking inside his bag.
He ended up alone in his wagon, and had to throw away everything in the bag. That smell doesn't go out with washing.
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Similar, but not quite as smelly: Rollmops[^]Here it is often served for breakfast when you have a hangover.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Exactly! It is the same thing as Wales. [A tiny island off the English coast]
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Ah, if only ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Cats might actually like it. They love fish, especially if it has some aroma.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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