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you mean the bovine species or stupid women?
... oh wait! yes for both, although one be worse than t'other.
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Udderly ridiculous !
Cheese, you curd do whey better - dairy say, if you'd put in just hoof again the effort, but this is priced so low it's free, so yogurt what you bay for.
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Ghee, I didn't see those puns coming.
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Cow dare you! 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I have a beef with these b*llshit puns of yours...
Software Zen: delete this;
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Heifer are you going to go with these animal puns?
I think we have herd enough of them - don't ewe?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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These are getting butter and butter every day!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If you woke up knowing you were soon to be turned into several hundred Quarter Pounder's with cheese (made from your mother's milk), you'd be Mooooody too! 
Oy Vey!
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First ever black hole image released - BBC News
"Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space."
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Oh my God - it's full of stars!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Yeah, all the atheist hollywood stars. 
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It's actually a quote from 2001: A Space Odyssey, as David Bowman falls into the star gate.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Right after it swallowed a planet, I could see lawyers rushing to the scene. 
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Please. That would be a good way to dispose of them.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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That would be a good start.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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All those single socks in one place...
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If you stare at it for 2 minutes straight and then look somewhere else you can see an image of Justin Bieber.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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well that's a waste of time...
can get the same result faster from a quick glance in the toilet (after a successful visit). bonus (of sorts): sealion dying celine dion will be there too.
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It's amazing how they got the picture -- by taking away everything that they've decided isn't what a black hole should look like.
The sheer scope of the editing they carried out leaves the average photoshopper a gazillion light years behind.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Er, yeah.
And the difference, taken over that distance, is less than a hundred-thousand-billionth (in real billions , not the tiny US ones) of a millimetre -- to see around a succession of great big huge celestial bodies and dust clouds, the furthest of which are are really, really close to the whatever-it-is, and all of which are affecting the few photons we receive in different ways.
All the rest is the equivalent of photoshopping.
But go ahead, believe the bullsh1t... hype... very, very scientific explanation, if you want to
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: bullsh1t... hype...
Thanks for making it crystal clear there's zero point continuing this line of.. whatever.
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Let me get this straight ... a picture of a black hole. In color. And it isn't black.
Got it.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Yep that a picture of something that does not allow light to escape is event horizon. I think we need to read the article.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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