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Not to mention ' I'm a doctor, not a ....'
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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"I've got nothing against homosexuals, as long as they keep their hands off me."
I've heard that one too often.
Like every homosexual is a rapist that's into you.
Or perhaps these people are so unsure about their own sexuality that a simple handshake or tap on the shoulder could tip them over the edge 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Like every homosexual is a rapist that's into you.
You might want to rephrase that ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I had to read that twice 
So... "that's interested in having sexual intercourse with you"
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super wrote: our daily meeting
Ahh, I like standup comedy.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Technically, blaming the blamers is also blaming. 
What's so wrong about finger pointing, apart from not being politically correct ? If error culture is established, there is no problem in telling X or Y made a mistake. I am not pissed if someone says I f***ed up, when I f*** up.
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That's my point. I would like to know if there is problem and how it was caused and can be rectified.
This silliness sometimes is just too much drama in workplace. For my daily drama I do have my Mrs
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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With all due respect I'm about to disrespect you so much that 3 generations of your family will get personally offended.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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super wrote: I don't want to finger point
Similar to,
I am not going to lie (insert some c***).
In fact (insert something that isn't).
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Nah, that's different. I do believe those people, but I am appalled to learn they have been lying all these time until now!   
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Everything I say is a lie. Always. No exceptions.
(Goodbye HAL, Skynet, M5 and any other evil AI if you try to resolve that.)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Are you from Crete?
They say that behind every paradox lies a Cretan.
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No, but I have been there a few times to launch some missiles and had big parties afterwards. Maybe I got infected during one of these visits.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Makes perfect sense to me!
Fuzzy logic makes mince meat of that statement! 
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Much akin to people who begin their sentence (story) with
1) "Frankly, . . . "
2) "To tell the truth, . . . "
3) "Truth be told, . . . "
So obviously, one must beware of anything they say when not qualified as truthful.
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best way to distract attention away from yourself is by throwing someone else under the bus
Meetings.101 rule 5
Message Signature
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Corporate Handbook:
"Whenever there is a problem, the first thing to do is establish blame."
(Make sure you direct it away from you)
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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super wrote: I don't want to finger point
Neither do I, but sometimes credit is due for doing the stupid.
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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As soon as they say "I don't want to finger point..." just interrupt them, look them in the eyes, and say "then don't".
They'll get the message.
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Dick van Dyke is the worst at finger pointin'.
Makes a right mess, 'e does.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I always responded to those type of comments by pointing the middle finger vertically in their direction.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Since this morning I am having trouble connecting to the CP website.
Navigation takes about a minute or more.
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Chris was saying yesterday that Baidu crawlers were gumming up the system, but ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Chris
It is Xia Sung now, not Chris anymore. Looks like the Baidu bot finally achieved what it was trying to do.
BTW, welcome on Xong Project, OriginalXingf !
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It still freezes although less frequently.
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