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We actually refused to use it halfway into the training...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Hmm, yeah, toolitis, it's going around.
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Fogbugz. And fire the idiot that introduced Jira.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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It's made by developers who don't do the work for the dreaded "end users", so what do you expect?
Every developer thinks that every end user and every other developer should think exactly as they think.
So the UX is about as cryptic as every other "By developers, For developers" product.
Eclipse, anyone?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You should open a ticket about it! 
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For what is worth, I agree.
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I've always posted about it. TFS(With the new update) is way better than JIRA.
JIRA was a maze. It's a kind of software that makes you rant in the beginning, and then over a period complain in low voice, and then comfortably live with it, with all the UX nonsense. 
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Not a rant, a factual observation
veni bibi saltavi
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Mine was a Renault 14. Weird offset rear wheels, engine canted back at 78 degrees, practically needed to remove the engine to change the spark plugs, automatic gearbox exploded/disintegrated after a year.
The only good news was I bought it at a heavy discount price because it was a dealer demo car even though it had all the bells and whistles being the top model version. Also, the gearbox was replaced under guarantee. It still put me off automatics for a long time.
Renault 14 - Wikipedia[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
modified 16-Apr-19 12:28pm.
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1974 Audi 100LS - I bought it used in 1980. Dirt cheap and still too expensive.
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
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A Simca, gawd knows what variety. I bought it off a mate with a years MOT* for £10, and sold it back to him a year later without one for the same money.
Heap of junk: the throttle jammed full open going up a hill, at the same time as the brakes (such as they were) failed. Fun, fun, fun.
* MOT: UK compulsory annual test to ensure your vehicle is roadworthy. I'm not saying it actually took the test, but it did have the bit of paper that said it passed.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Quote: the throttle jammed full open going up a hill, at the same time as the brakes (such as they were) failed
For some reason I have the image of ET on a bicycle crossing in front of the moon... 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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No way was that heap ever going to "get air" without falling off a cliff ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote: No way was that heap ever going to "get air" without falling off a cliff ...
not going to happen, you have to go up a hill to find a cliff - it'd break down forever not even half way up.
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My Lamborghini only gets 5 mpg. Ugh.
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My Mustang gets 3 - because 'MURRICA!
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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#realJSOP wrote: My Mustang gets 3 - because 'MURRICA!
Yeah, but you use those poofy little wine gallons over there. Other bloke is from Britain where they are using the manly beer gallon so probably close to the same mileage.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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A Simca Matra Bagheera. The only thing that did not rust was the plastic body (epoxy fiberglass)
Matra Bagheera - Wikipedia[^]
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Hey it looked  !
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A 1967 Dodge Dart with 6 cylinder motor. It was 1983? We were kids and the 67 chevelle we had as our first car got rear ended and with unibody construction was done for. The dart had a weird issue that when the dry Santa Anna winds of So. Cal would blow, that thing would not start. So yeah on the most "beautiful" dry smog free days I was late for work - try to explain this to your boss, that on nice days your car wouldn't start.
One dark night we were coming back from visiting my parents in seal beach on the 22 fwy at speed when the bolt that held the fan to the crankshaft left. The spinning fan jumped into the radiator with alternator belt attached and I don't have to tell you what that sounded like to go from cruising peace to all hell breaking loose in an instant. After weeks went by, we eventually got the POS back on the road and traded in for a Toyota Corolla hatchback that was a very good car.
The 4 x 4 trailblazer we just got rid of comes in a close second but it was a 2003 and we drove it for all it was worth. Except for 3 transfer case explosions, countless ignition coil replacements and the interior plastic breaking left and right it was a pretty decent vehicle.
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Ron Anders wrote: when the bolt that held the fan to the crankshaft left
I have a similar story. My '72 Ford Maverick had a 170 cu. in. inline 6-cylinder engine. My wife was driving when one of the fan blades decided it had had enough, and struck out on its own. On its way it gouged a trough through the radiator and then committed unlawful congress with the battery. Meanwhile, the water pump disintegrated due to the unbalanced fan, and the harmonic balancer became unbalanced. Essentially everything forward of the engine block was destroyed.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Ron Anders wrote: A 1967 Dodge Dart with 6 cylinder motor. It was 1983?
So, the "worst car you ever owned" was 16 years old when you got it?
Doesn't sound unreasonable.
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