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A 1990s website! Havent seen one of those for a while! 
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DaveAuld wrote: Ps. For the record, the oil slick in the picture (if you zoom out a couple of levels) has nothing to do with me!
That's what we all say. Always.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Cool! Very nifty to see where other folks work.
I work here: Google Maps[^]. You can zoom in on the parking lot to the right and see my car (2nd row, 4th from the right end of the row).
Software Zen: delete this;
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Could you say that someone who has been ordained as a minister has been pasteurized?
Edit: And the next one: Do you need a monkey to unlock the door of a monastery?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Dunno, but I wouldn't try to milk that joke if I were you... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I will try, but it's not easy. I just heard the theory that being preached to actually means to be pasteurized.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Do you need a monkey to unlock the door of a monastery?
OTOH, nothing no key unlocks the door of a nunnery.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
modified 14-May-19 6:23am.
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So you did it with no key!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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or a donkey to open the door to a Mob hideout
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Drinks carried fellow - university case? (11)
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Draughtsman ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Nope!
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Didn't think it was, it kinda worked though ( apart from the university bit )
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I could see where you were going, but ... you need to check your satnav!
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Seen the answer now - nice clue - thorobred 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Port and tea carried man + u.
PORTMANTEAU = case
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Well done - you are up (again) tomorrow! 
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108. Clever distribution of public vehicles (5)
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TRAMS - Anagram of SMART
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I meant it the other way round, but whatever
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OK SMART- Anagram of TRAMS 
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If a cow doesn't produce milk is it a Milk Dud or an Udder failure?
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally!
JaxCoder.com
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That's just Bull
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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Moove on please, nothing to see here
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Do you have a beef with that?
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