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I've temporarily inherited a pair of small dogs (a Jack Russel and a Pug cross) for two weeks while the owners are on holiday, and begun my introduction to dog ownership.
Cats are better.
A cat when presented with food will eat what it needs, and leave the rest for later. A dog on the other hand scarfs down everything it can see, throws it back up,and then eats it again.
When a cat goes for a walk, it decides where to go, and manages both to go on it's own and get back (probably to have a soupçon more breakfast.
Dogs, on the other hand have to be accompanied, while the walker is laden down with a Scammell Truck's worth of pooh bags.
And dogs can't just walk. Oh no! they have to stop every thirty damn seconds to check FaceBark, update Twigger, ... and the less said about PooTube the better ...
Actually no, let's talk about animals and PooTube. Cats are discrete about it - they dig a hole, do what they have to, bury it, and stroll away. Not so these two: hop along for a few dozen feet squeezing it out so you have to follow round picking up lumps over a distance. And if you miss one, the other dog will assume that it is an hors d'oeuvre ... So now you have a lead, two dogs, and a thin bag of smelly biohazard to cart about. And then the other one visits PooTube. 
Why do you have them, folks? Cats are so much nicer.
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You have the wrong dogs at your place. 
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Isn't that what his cat would say? If cats would not treat even such dog substitutes as opponents, both would already rest in peace in a small covered up hole in the neighbor's garden.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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 So well Written - so evocative; conjuring up familiar images - so accurate.
I've often describes the smaller representatives of the canine vermin as cat-food-on-the-hoof.
You did manage to leave out their penchant for humping strangers legs.
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I'm saving that for Part Two ... 
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For some reason your post reminded me of General Melchett and his speech on poopoo.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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OriginalGriff wrote: Not so these two: hop along for a few dozen feet squeezing it out so you have to follow round picking up lumps over a distance
You're lucky, I had a Great Dane, they don't just poo they emit a lump big enough it would take several bags to encas it all!
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally!
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Try a cork. 
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Get thee behind me Satan!
(I have superglue as well, and I'm tempted.)
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Your assertion is wrong. I don't feel the need to go into details as to why.
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When I married my present wife I inherited two teenagers and a cat. The teenagers I could just about deal with, the cat was hell on four legs. Gave it a litter tray which it decided was for other people. Tried to get it to use the garden as toilet, but it refused to go outside. Gave it a scratching pole, but it thought the furniture worked much better. Gave it a bed to sleep on but it preferred my face. Eventually got fed up of clearing up the poo every morning so we rehoused it with the RSPCA, whence it came.
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Amen.
I do not own the animals in my house (two cats, a collie, and a parakeet). I have made it clear: I do not do litter boxes. I do not clean up poo (exception). If an animal begins to regularly relieve itself in the wrong location, it will be gone.
Exception: Collie is wife's dog. I like wife, so I tolerate collie a little more than the cats.
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Dogs have owners.
Cats have staff.
I once had both species in the same house:
The Irish setter was happy, loyal, house trained and obedient. Enjoyed running on the beach and playing frisbee.
The monster moggie beat up the Irish Setter whenever she felt like it, used the cat litter box to poop in and then spread it (the poop and the sticky litter granules) around in what she obviously thought was a political message to us human slaves. She shredded the expensive velvet curtains, the expensive couch and several coats left hanging on the coat-stand in the foyer - all while ignoring a series of increasingly expensive and complex cat-scratching posts provided for the purpose. She also refused to go outside except on the sunniest days when she finally deigned to use the cat door to go out and lie on the concrete back porch in a sunny spot and then apparently not move for several hours. A field mouse once ran up to her while in this sunny spot and curled up to sleep next to her. She woke up, picked it up by it's tail and dumped it back on the grass, then returning to her sleeping spot. A real meanie - only tolerated because she would occasionally curl up and sleep in the lap of she who must be obeyed.
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Dogs are for people who need to be worshiped as Gods.
Cats are for people who are strong enough to have a God stand on their chest at 5 AM demanding a sacrifice.
-- Anonymous
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You hit the nail on the head.
We have two cats, long-haired riff-raff, and we don't need an alarm clock at all 
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But I bet dogs taste better.
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Hang on isn't your cat the one that changes food preference every month or so, wanders across your keyboard and barfs up giant hairballs?
We recently looked after our son's cat, it spent the first 2 days behind the fridge only venturing out to feed (approx 50% of the recommended volume so the rest was wasted), crap in the litter tray and spread it around the bathroom. It never came near anyone let alone purr or strop, cantankerous bloody thing, it felt like we had a particularly sullen teenager in the house.
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People who like/love dogs: they can't help it ... it's in their genes: [^].Quote: A team of Swedish and British scientists have studied the heritability of dog ownership using information from 35,035 twin pairs from the Swedish Twin Registry. The new study suggests that genetic variation explains more than half of the variation in dog ownership, implying that the choice of getting a dog is heavily influenced by an individual's genetic make-up.
People who like/love cats: it's in their souls.
I admit I love dogs, but have never wanted to own one; I love cats, and have been privileged to be deemed worthy of being a slave/servant to several in the past.
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Put out three additional plants this AM - An Asian Eggplant, a Habanaro pepper and a Large Thai Pepper Hybrid. The eggplants gave me some strange grief this year - but the survivor count was more than adequate (albeit after a second planting). This is growing zone 7B - so all of these are effectively annuals.
The lovely sickness is the hot peppers. Any one could easily supply a family for the summer. Yet, adding the two from today, I've about fifteen of them. Mwah-hah-hah! For the feint of heart, I do have a few Jalapeno peppers, but they're recreational whilst the others ripen. Hot peppers seem to be easily as popular as many pets - except it customarily more common to eat them. (I mean the peppers, except in France).
Habanaro is, however, as hot as I'll go. It's for sauce - much to hot to do anything with directly (for me, at least). The heat, however, is different than the others (yet of the same chemical source) - comes a bit later and clearly a fresher heat. Great for cooking. I hope to have a years supply or more of the sauce.
No - not being a true pepper head I don't have any desire for Scorpion peppers and the new genre of herbal hellions. Most of another order of magnitude in heat becomes absurd.
So - any other fans of the hot-stuff out there? For that matter, any true pepper heads. And there's always "Pepper Claus[^]".
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W∴ Balboos wrote: I don't have any desire for Scorpion peppers and the new genre of herbal hellions. Most of another order of magnitude in heat becomes absurd.
Habanero peppers are wonderful in every way. Any hotter and you are just following the fad of the year.
Pepper head here since I was 5 or 6.
Honestly, Serrano and Jalapeno peppers are what I usually use for cooking, salsa, etc. Habanero peppers from time to time. No hotter really.
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No, no - Scotch Bonnet scratches my itch. Really nice fruity pepper flavour underlies the heat. Jalapeno doesn't taste of that much other than mild heat to me.
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I cook my food for flavor first, then heat. That is how most Mexicans cook their food. I lived in Los Angeles from birth to 22, and ate some wonderful Mexican food in that time period.
Scotch Bonnet peppers are nice, they are equal to Habanero peppers on the Scoville scale, and I would use them with care, equally.
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I'd pretty much agree with that - I use the Jalapeno (or Serrano) for the heat, not for the flavor.
The scotch bonnet's are extremely near kin to the habanaros. I think of them interchangeably with the one caveat that the ripening time for the scotch bonnets precludes my growing them (at least, outdoors).
Adding heat to food should enhance the flavor. In the US, they have chili contest and give them names like "Five Alarm", "Six Alarm", ad nauseam, and similar claims to extreme heat. I frequently explain to people that any moron can make food extremely hot - just add more peppers.
It's making it so it tastes better as a consequence of the heat that's the art. I rarely use any form of liquefied tomatoes without a bit of heat. Most Asian dishes, as well. And, of course, mutli-bean curry.
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Slacker007 wrote: Serrano
If I had bought the seeds it would definitely have been Serrano. So abundent and, not being hollow, so much easier to slice and dice and whatever. The Jalapeno seeds were taken from a few I let get very thoroughly ripe (last summer) separated, cleaned, and dried.
Were I to pick only one, then indeed we're in agreement as to the heat level. Something that can be sliced fresh and put on a pizza. The length growing season, here, makes getting very ripe Habanaro touch-and-go. I'd like to save seeds to replant and share. I'm finishing off a second quart of Jalapeno sauce from last years crop.
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