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The Register applies its bs-scrapers to the new Visual Studio Code 1.35: [^]
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
modified 7-Jun-19 4:25am.
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I have almost everyone in the office doing that annoying slow bacn-and-forth chair rocking that emits an annoying squeaky door sound.
We're practicing for when our boss comes back from vacation on Monday. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I once had a coworker with a bird whistle noise as his notification for receiving a text. I was the maintainer of some in-house software, so I found a gif of the noise and added it to play when a button in the about menu was clicked. So he would get a text and then there would be a chorus of bird whistles from a bunch of other cubicles. Sometimes we'd play it just to make him think he got a text. Good times.
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A much used heavy glass-and metal door down the hall started squeaking really loudly and annoyingly, today.
It's no joke when I say it's been driving me up the wall.
It's the little things in life that make you want to take a sledge hammer and smash the cr@p out of things.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You know that 3-in-1 oil is available, right? 
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That's a temporary solution. Hammer is definitive.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Hey, can I audition? I lean back in my chair and stretch a couple times an hour.
I think my chair sings the song of your people...
Software Zen: delete this;
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When we had a baby, we took over a used baby stroller with squeeking wheels that I should have oiled before we took it into use. It didn't happen until the little girl started making squeaking sounds, just like the sounds from the wheels. I don't remember whether that was before or after she learned to say "mommy" and "daddy", but when she started squeeking, I dug out the old oil can.
Old memories ... It sure was a good idea to write down such things when they happened. I really enjoy digging up my old daddy's notes from those days.
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Is a power tool an annoying boss?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Is a prison warder's boss a screwdriver?
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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When promoted to management, is a low-relief sculptor embossed?
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No it is not, but it can bite you if you are not careful so maybe it has similar properties.
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and a hand tool?
(yep, had a couple of bosses like that)
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I was told that a new project was going to be using state-of-the-art tools - I found out later they were referring to the project manager!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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How seriously do you handle them?
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Compiler warnings? 0.0 max.
Warnings from hysterical Code Nazi tools? Who cares?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Unless you're bound to MISRA or the equivalent Aerospace normative.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Code should compile without warnings, with the -Wall flag set.
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very.
I'd rather be phishing!
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My default project is edited to include "Treat warnings as errors: All" and "Warning level: 4", as well as ticking "XML documentation file" - which gives a error if I forget the XML header for a public item.
If your code has warnings, there is probably something you haven't thought of ... particularly if you are a beginner.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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All warnings are on in VS2017, except for some obscure projects made by students, brrrrr 
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*SOB* Hey! Our code works! *
* Or at least something almost similar if you disable the warnings.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Order, order 
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