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They have got it all wrong again, it's just a boomerang thrown by the Aussies 
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Nah it's not.
It's a cheap copy of a boomerang. All the ones that we make return to sender. The counterfeiting outfit doesn't understand the importance of aerofoil design.
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What a likeness! I must take up religion immediately!
(Or get better at photoshop)
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Super Lloyd wrote: I give you Jesus on a potato chips!
That page makes me wish the Spanish Inquisition were still around.
The page owners could expect them.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wrote: et the puns begin - but please, better than those in the article?
I didn't really engage with the article so not sure that I can provide a pun.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I forgot to say, but surely you must know, they also found evidence of a mouse on mars!
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Groaning where no pun has groaned before?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Do you have people in your organization that only respond to the first question in an email? 
This bugs the *shart* out of me. I took the time to compose the email. I carefully thought through the specific questions I wanted answered before communicating them... and nothing, no response other than to the first question. So, if I stopped building the application at the login screen, they would be good with that. I think not!
Maybe I should just adopt their approach? I would be able to get through more emails in a more timely manner by only answering the first question. Please note that this is the second question in my post, so feel free not to answer. 
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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Referring to people as "that" is rude. Please correct and resubmit.
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No.
Didn't read the rest.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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call a meeting.. and minute it out...
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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I reply to most meeting invitations with, "please just send your questions in an e-mail so I can respond in detail", but it seems many can't even order their thoughts enough to write their questions.
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I think you have too many Graham Parker fans in your organization:
Quote: Hey Lord don't ask me questions, Hey Lord don't ask me questions
Hey Lord don't ask me questions please!
Hey Lord don't ask me questions, Hey Lord don't ask me questions
Hey Lord ain't no answer in me.
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Yes, it's pretty much a guarantee (at one of my customers). Even when I comment on it, they'll still only answer one.
I do tend to send multiple one-question emails because of it.
TTFN - Kent
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Yes, it's a constant problem.
Sometimes I send multiple emails with just one question each but that just seems so silly.
Usually I put the questions (as short as I can make them) in a numbered or bulleted list. Then, if necessary. I'll reply something like, "Thank you. I will continue to work on this task when I also get answers to questions 2, 3 and 4."
Never be so foolish as to put more than one question in one sentence, or even in one paragraph.
Phil
The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.
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Yeah, people are a PITA, especially customers.
I've once read some advice to only ask one question per email and put that question in the very last sentence.
No "thanks in advance" or "looking forward to your reply", just end with the question.
The quickest way to get an answer is usually to walk up to them or pick up the phone.
And, if you do that, don't forget to confirm their answers in an email or they'll deny everything they answered next week.
I'm saving up to go with early retirement, become a hermit, and never deal with people again 
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Yep know how you feel.
I use a numbered list with a "Your response to Question n:" after each question and then ask them to respond within the body of my email.
That way I know what question they are responding to as well in their response.
Otherwise you are often wondering what their answer is and to which question it relates to.
One question at a time is not only tedious but extra work as some answers will eradicate other questions in the list.
I always think, gee, how come they are not embarrassed by their response.
I would be.
It is not just bad communication, more like they just don't care.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Short attention span. I get meeting requests with nothing but a subject, and a time.
Keep It Simple, keep it moving.
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Wait how often do you use email? Yeesh.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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I agree.
When I ask multiple questions I bullet point them with numerals and they will still not answer all of them. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Well, just call the person, if it is one person. Otherwise emails / text are a waste of time. Especially if no one understands the etiquette associated with them.
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Don't take it personal, they have "short-circuit evaluation" turned-on by default 
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