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People with beards are just people without beards with beards
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Next thing we know, you'll be saying "Jehovah"[^] 
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You should be stoned!
Just advice, it might relax you a little.
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Then people without beards will have to buy fake beards.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Kinda like a public merkin. 
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Now there's something us older chaps need, a pubic merkin.
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Pretty sure he already is stoned.
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So shaved people are just people without beards with beards without beards?
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I was under the impression the world hit peak beard a few years ago?
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glennPattonWork wrote: I was under the impression hoping that the world hit peak beard a few years ago
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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At first I was writting "pre shaving would be peak beard"
But one could argue that currently more humans with beards live now then at any point in history.
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Well, since domestication & reliable razor blades maybe, from a look at a Natural History museum Humans were pretty furry! 
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True, but OTOH there weren't many of them.
In Roman Republican time, the world population is estimated at about 150 million. This is much larger than the pre-historic population. Even if all men wore beards (and we know they didn't), there would be no more than 75,000,000 beards at that time.
If no more than 2% of today's male population wear beards, the number of beards is larger than it was during the Roman Republic, and so larger than the number of beards at any moment in pre-historic times.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Kevin McFarlane wrote: They've evolved
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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We used to have noisy, stinky, dirty, uncomfortable - late coming buses for decades...
Now they got updated with a lot of electronics - it breaks down when checking the bus-card causes the equipment to reset...
That's how modern technology increases happiness in our life...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Quote: We used to have noisy, stinky, dirty, uncomfortable - late coming buses for decades...
Come here, if you feel nostalgic. 
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It is all right - the basic parameters haven't changed - we got upgraded...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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CPallini wrote: Come here, if you feel nostalgic
You ride a horse to work? 
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A horse would be more comfortable.
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Is this[^] your car?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Yes, it is. Anyway that's irrelevant, because I take the bus.
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CPallini wrote: ...because I take the bus
Good,good...
I'm working on a program to test prototypes for [Big Bus Building Company] right now.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Little suggestion: make the tests fail woefully if the air conditioning system has even a minor defect.
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That's why they're always late, people keep taking them.
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