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Is this[^] your car?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Yes, it is. Anyway that's irrelevant, because I take the bus. 
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CPallini wrote: ...because I take the bus
Good,good...
I'm working on a program to test prototypes for [Big Bus Building Company] right now.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Little suggestion: make the tests fail woefully if the air conditioning system has even a minor defect. 
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That's why they're always late, people keep taking them.
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For a comparison of horses vs. cars, read Superfreakanomics[^] page 10++.
Levitt & Dubner make such colorful descriptions that you sometimes think they go too far. They do make a number of fascinating observations, though. I don't think I would base a Ph.D dissertation on the information they present (unless confirmed by other reliable sources). Nevertheless I believe that most of their facts are reasonably correct; only the presentation is made with a funny twist.
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they still arrive late, but now they tell you via app/electronic sign board
... of course not before though, only once they become overdue.
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... In ... Out? Rubbish! (7)
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I was so tempted to say Hawkeye.
This space for rent
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I'm glad you didn't - it would have been wrong. So would Trapper. 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So tempting... The problem I have no time to waste on it (and it takes me ages to create one)...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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You should resist anything except temptation - Oscar Wilde said so!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Brexit? (Yes, I know it's only 6 letters but most of its proponents are innumerate. )
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Nope.
And most of its opposition think democracy is fine provided it always votes their way ... but this is verging on Soapbox territory.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ah, I see it but I'll be late on parade tomorrow so won't answer.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Garbage (fill the blanks) = rubbish
What is the intended (fiance?) theme?
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You are up tomorrow! 
Theme? Whatever you want - it's broad enough to go several ways - or no theme at all, it's your decision.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No theme!?!?! What a load of rubbish! If you can’t come up with a theme we will have to trash your reputation and toss you in the bin!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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musefan wrote: theme?
Dig up all the dirt you can an put in CCC 
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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As a friend of mine always says "I like to count my blessings. Every morning I wake up and spend a few minutes locating the part of me that doesn't hurt."
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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