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Spilling your beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of your balloon.
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I wonder if we will start seeing cardboard balloons soon, you know, save the environment and all that
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Did you let go of my balloon?
Right! Outside, now!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Call me a pussy if you like but even I’m not brave enough to go outside in Wales with the rain you get
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When I lived in Maracaibo, the people there refused to go out if it was raining. I just put up my umbrella and walked to work. The people in the office were amazed that I made it. I told them. I'm from Houston where we never delay anything on account of rain, since it is the rainiest place in the US.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Is a Zebra extra support for horsey ladies?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Thought we'd nip that one in the bud, but neigh, it's too late.
Well, rack up another one for OG.
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Don't cause a tempest in a T-cup.
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That wouldn't be a Tempest, that would be a hurricane!
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So, are Zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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More research is required.
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or brown with black and white stripes?
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Hi All,
Name changed to avoid, well In fury I spelt it wrong!
<'rantMode'>
Several months ago the firm I work for Decided the best way to prevent theft of PC assets in the office was to use Kingston locks. So I have come up with three ways to defeat them so far 5 if you are allowed to violence (cutting the cable & smacking the lock really hard), all they really do is get in the way. My point is they are okay if you are working on a laptop in a remote site. But at your normal desk in a locked and alarmed building, which if you are going to break in you will have sufficient tools these locks won't be an issue. All these thing do is get in the **** way
 <'/rantMode'> Calm thought! and tea
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attach it to something like a hole punch, if questioned tell them people keep stealing your [hole punch] but no ones ever taken the computer.
or attach it to a trash can, if asked tell them all the files on your computer are encrypted but they are un-encrypted into temp files, i.e. when edited, and afterwards some of those temp files end up in the trash.
apart from picking the lock only one other skill required: keeping a straight face.
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I just watched the "cardboard" one, and thought "Amateur! I've got the proper tool for those locks!" And yes, I have. You can buy them for around a tenner on Fleabay ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, I thought that too... I didn't buy mine, I made it...
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Ive been in offices, alarmed, when they raided they just grabbed all laptops and ran. Now if each laptop is protected by a silly cable it delays the thugs by 10 seconds for each laptop. It will cut into their volume, and most probably cut into their likelihood of even considering that office. Methinks.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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OK, but we are top floor with no easy access...
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Is that top floor a third floor in an industrial area with no residents?
If so, would think it's easy enough to get access using a crowbar and a 2" by 4"
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They protect management in the sense that they did "all they could"; that's worth a few dimes. It's a nice argument on paper to show that you take security "seriously". After all, they're spending on it.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Just to make lives harder... Baskets the lot of them...
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My laptop is locked to it's docking station - with a key for my key ring and everything!
...of course, there is nothing holding the extra slim, lightweight docking station down except the power and network cables!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I have 10 machines with them. I use them to prevent the opportunist theft.
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