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I hear springs
Borrow his phone and set his text message sound to this!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Ask him if he's in the new RoboCop remake... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Johnny J. wrote: Ask him if he's in the new RoboCop remake...
I'm not but I consulted at an exorbitant fee. 
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
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Thanks for the shout out but I need to clarify.
Both hips replaced and 1 knee replaced. The remaining original knee has not yet deteriorated enough to warrant replacement.
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
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Mike Mullikin wrote: The remaining original knee has not yet deteriorated enough to warrant replacement.
I shall be around shortly to rectify the situation.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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DRHuff wrote: and you are old enough to need 2 hip replacements?
Yes, but to quote Indiana Jones "It's not the years honey, it's the mileage."
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
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May the Fourth be with you!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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At first, an odd crack - but it sparkled. What shell we do as we don't wish to refuze your wishes?
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You don't really need Cyrillic chars 
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I love it. It's so intuitive.
/ravi
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Hmmm ... reminds me of this[^] 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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What no marquee html ?!?
On a side note, if you google "marquee html", google puts marquee tags on the results statistics.
I'd rather be phishing!
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You are a wicked soul! 
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Such a dark place.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Actually made me laugh out loud several times.
Good stuff.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's brilliant 
Too bad it's also somewhat familiar... 
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Brilliant, managed to complete it in 8 minutes and 59 seconds, made me laugh out loud several times
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To shutdown your machine, click Start...
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Hi,
Well it's the 4th Ole Bob has hat, he was a Mountie for Canada day, Uncle Sam for the US, does he ever where Amour for St George, carry a Boomerang for Australia day?
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It is indeed 4th July: the day Americans get drunk and try to blow up the sky ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote: try to blow up the sky
When I was there, we tried to do that all the time and even got paid for that.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Well, it's not ... actually that is rocket science!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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