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I have it on black vinyl. 
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I think you might be getting mixed up with Telephone Man - YouTube[^].
Taking five was between the kitchen and the hall.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you got a job as a Marine Biologist, would I be herring the good news?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Cod not another fish joke/thought!
Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept the things I cannot!
JaxCoder.com
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he does it on porpoise
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What can I say? I just like the Smelt.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is this a good time to report you for trawling?
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I think he likes to Perch at us!
Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept the things I cannot!
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OK - eel dive right in on this one, perch-ance to get an up-vote or two, although that doesn't happen too off-finn.
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Are you the Prince of Whales, Griff?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Not sure what to Mako that one. After a few minutes to Mullet over, I think you either post for the Halibut, or you're trolling, Scrod only knows.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You gotta be squiddin' me.
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There's salmon doubt whether we'll roe the day OG fished for comments (again!)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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OriginalGriff wrote: would I be herring the good news
You shore would!
I would camp out by the oceans edge and study cetaceans. And, for all in tents and porpoises, life would be great!.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Is it your Plaice to make fish jokes?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Thanks for the offer, but I class that with Hákarl[^]
And avoiding both of them has been a mission in life for me.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quote: Knowledge can be communicated, but not wisdom. One can find it, live it, be fortified by it, do wonders through it, but one cannot communicate and teach it. - Hermann Hesse
and Quote: Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
. . . and now, on with the summer* . . .
* except you Aussies
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Clearly, Jack Benny was lacking in wisdom.
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He thought himself to be wise, so he was at least a great thinker.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
"I'm gonna have my own theme park, with blackjack, and hookers - in fact, forget the park" - Bender B. Rodriguez
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The festival season is ongoing and in case you haven't found your festival yet, this one looks great[^]! 
Too bad Alice in Blockchains couldn't make it 
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Damn! I was hoping AC/PC was playing...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And where are the Ramones?
System of a Down?
Ramstein?
Deep Blue?
Silicon Maiden?
Mötley Code?
Fuzzy Osbourne?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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