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Rage wrote: (and I am no manager)
Having to state such things or questions of the 'don't you know who I am?' sort are a declaration of bankruptcy. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Having to state such things or questions of the 'don't you know who I am?' sort are a declaration of bankruptcy.
My favorite answer to that question is, "why, don't you?"
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Dilbert hasn't been funny for quite a while.
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Do dogs never answer their phones because they don't have collar ID?
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I don't think they have phones either... Surely, you mean "bones"? 
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Except they don't get very good reception with their bones.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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That's because they are all on contract with Vodabone.
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you sure they're not being distracted by Virgin's mobiles?
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Software Zen: delete this;
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Chew have taken quite a bit of license with this one. Did someone pooch you up to this? Responding to these has given me paws - and I may just go on the wag-gone.
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I think you might be barking up the wrong tree here. My dogs will take all the SPAM you give them. So I doubt they are screening their calls.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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My dog nose who's calling with his eyes closed
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I think you are barking up the wrong tree
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YOU are barking up an old tree if you look above!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Missed it... my bad
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Actually my dogs do have collar ID. They have the following identification:- They're micro-chipped[^].
- Current dog license.
- Tag from the adoption group.
- As retired greyhounds, they have tattoos in their ears that uniquely identify them.
- Id tag with my name and phone numbers.
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Gary Wheeler wrote: As retired greyhounds, they have tattoos in their ears that uniquely identify them.
That's gotta be useful for them
.... they can look in the other's ear when in a 'senior moment' they forget the other's name.
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Mine are getting that way - they're 7 years old, and comfortably middle-aged. The zoomies are getting a little slower, 25 mph instead of 30-35.
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perhaps you should tattoo your name in your ear too... in case they start to forget you
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lopatir wrote: in case they start to forget you
Not bloody likely; I'm the one who feeds them.
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Microchipping dogs is a legal requirement in the UK (with £500 fines) once they reach 8 weeks old.
It's not compulsory for cats, but our last three have been, and they have never gotten lost as a result (just to be bloody minded about the whole affair, I suspect).
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how is an 8 week old dog supposed to raise that sort of money?
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Pupstitution, Barking and Entering, Sit-up-and-begging?
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I posted last night that my port to TypeScript worked first time, first compile. It was a fairly major reworking and I was literally lying awake at 3 in the morning wondering what I'd screwed up that caused it to work
(brief pause while I reflect on the absurdity of that sentence and our developer lives in general)
It turns out I'd still been referencing the old code, not the new code, in one crucial component. Fixed this and the whole house of cards came crashing down in a fiery J.J. Abrams Michael Bay style ball of flame.
I'm so relieved.
cheers
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