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Mike Hankey wrote: If I ever did quit coffee I'd be talking out my ass
We've been suspecting that you've gone off the coffee for a while now. 
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You noticed eh? 
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
JaxCoder.com
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Living without chocolate is fine. I cannot do a workday without coffee.
I have made terrible mistakes on days coffee wasn't available.
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I'll be going to view monkeys and volcanoes for a while, and live it up on beans and rice;
Vacation time is here: PURA VIDA ! [^]
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The verb is "breathe", just so you don't look silly if you use it somewhere important.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Enjoy yourself! Last time I was in Costa Rica was over 20 years ago but I still remember how beautiful the country side was, that and the cloud forests. Oh, and the narrow roads with steep cliffs less than a foot away.
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When I was in the jungle, it was the monkeys that came to watch me and steal anything they could.
Them are some tricky beasts, so be careful
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr.PhD P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Quote: When I was in the jungle, it was the monkeys that came to watch me and steal anything they could.
When I was in the jungle, it was Chinese bandits that came to shoot at me with their machine guns! Luckily, I was a lot skinnier back then and the tree was just wide enough to avoid me getting hit. Plus, they were rotten shots!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Randor wrote: If your flight have layover in glorious country of Kazakhstan then...
You are surrounded by superior potassium and should watch out for the brother of their number 6 prostitute.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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The beans part will make it difficult to breathe easy...
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Mi esposa y yo gustamos frijoles mucho.
. . . y gustamos mucho frijoles . . .
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We ran Fortify against the new template code (and associated assemblies - We only found 15 issues, only seven of which were category 1 or 2, and of those seven, four were fake connection strings that weren't encrypted, and the others were from the Moq Nuget package with passwords in the clear to a sample web service.
When we ran Fortify against our legacy code, we had over 6000 issues, of which over 800 were category 1 or 2.
I'd count this as yet another win for the new code. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Pre-JSOP solution: Don't use Fortify.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Two years ago, they let our Fortify license expire.
So there we were (a couple of weeks ago) - a week from deployment, and the IA dept said we have to run Fortify against our code before we could deploy. Well, a colonel somewhere said that's absurd, and said the deployment *WILL* go on as scheduled, but that afterwards, the Fortify scan will be run and addressed.
So we did that - over 6000 issues, over 800 that we category 1 and 2 (the issues we have to fix).
I think everyone was surprised and impressed that the new template code only had 15 issues.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Is a cow with no legs ground beef?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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There is ruminate for doubt.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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That's due to urinate talent.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr.PhD P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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No idea, but it would probably find it very difficult to moove.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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WShat's even funnier is that in central Texas, the chicken ranch was a whore house, Gives an interesting meaning to boneless.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr.PhD P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
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Roland M Smith wrote: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls?
Still no ******* idea
I'll take my coat now.
But I never wave bye bye
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