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that's a little harsh. I usually reserve that sort of criticism for VB developers.
i'm kidding. i don't care what language they code in, i have equal contempt for them all. 
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I want my mullet back. It just makes all kinds of sense.
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I use blood magic.
If I could tap Isaiah 53 without it ending my own life you all would be in for wonders.
Code notwithstanding.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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My current project requires half an hour to build (it has to fetch every component from the main customer server over a slow VPN and cross-compile every module + execute a lot of code generators and yocto run) and can't be debugged stepping into code, we can only register terse debug messages and analyze post-mortem.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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that sounds almost as awful as when i had a project where every build revision had to go through gov approval.
i do not envy you.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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great time to be alive! 
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https://www.xkcd.com/303
BTW, one of the projects I maintain is a DOS-based Pascal 7 app which indeed takes minutes to compile.
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If you cannot reproduce it in the debugger, it could be a stack based variable that is getting overwritten (b/c it is somehow being returned). Logging is the ultimate answer.
It should be repeatable... If it is, it is solvable!
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it's repeatable, it's just that it's right in the middle of a LALR parser generator table transformation so building the table in such a way as to reproduce it is the trick. That's why i said i'm sticking with the current repro. Finding another one is tricky, not impossible. It's just because of where the bug is and what it is.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Will there be hell toupée?
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Hmmm, have you got access to OG's 'Thought of the Day' list? Does Griff know?
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Answer #1: Yes. He has been hacked.
Answer #2: No, obviously.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I bribed his cat with some catnip 
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You could bribe Dij with half a dozen Dreamies... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Cow & Chicken what ever happened to them! Happy Uni days watching Cartoon Network!!
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Cat[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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what's all this picking on cats? Bad humans... obligatory: No No No[^]
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My cat is now searching the living room for that cat
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i love nononono cat.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Ahem.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Here we go, again:
Eat? no, education... lose the awardee, Luke (9)
@musefan with the correct answer.
Solution:
eat - chew
education - baccalaureate
lose the awardee - baccalaureate
is Chewbacca
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
modified 30-Jul-19 5:10am.
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