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Sander Rossel wrote: who the hell has ever heard of IAPETUS?
I did. And tomorrow we will visit Mimas[^], the Death Star.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It's possible.
But ... we'll see. 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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A little old and battered, but better than nothing. At least it was not blown up by some farmboy, as rebel propaganda wants to make us believe.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Gorilla wearing suit designed for yin-yang body? (7)
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modified 5-Aug-19 7:52am.
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Er ... no. And no.
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Scrotum!
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I see you finally have your wish!
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Nope.
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Nope!
Come on - you've got two minutes left!
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C++ magic is way more powerful than C# magic but it takes longer to cast and you can blow your own face off with it pretty easily.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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C(++) is a glorified assembler.
C# is a high level plug-in for a object based messaging subsystem.
Magic is just an illusion.
Bacon, however, is tasty
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Tim Deveaux wrote: Magic is just an illusion.
Clarke's Third Law: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic".
Tim Deveaux wrote: Bacon, however, is tasty
Griff's Third Law: "Any sufficiently advanced bacon sandwich is indistinguishable from perfection".
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everything is an illusion. that's the big joke.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Not if you take the red pill 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I don't do pills but i was feeling saucy at the time so i took both of them. Now I'm stuck somewhere between the matrix and the real and i can hear laurence fishburne laughing at me.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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honey the monster, codewitch wrote: that's the big joke
The joke would be funny if it wasn't an illusion
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To quote Uncle Ben, "With great power comes great responsibility".
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I thought Uncle Ben just said "buy my rice"?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Would've laughed hard at it had I not googled the reference.
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When trying to summon demons using C++ be careful that you can actually control the demon.
I once tried it an promptly summoned Abaddon, his name meaning Doom, the Angel of Death, also known as Apollyon, the Destroyer, King of the Bottomless Pit, the Antichrist, by some believed to be the Devil himself.
To make a long story short, I tried the same using C# and summoned a locust.
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I know who abbadon is, but he's mostly just angry. I prefer to summon the fun demons.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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