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Small dent but still functional. 
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1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
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you do know bee populations are falling, apparently if the bees die so do we.
so next time please whack the other side of the head to merely dislodge the bee.
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Yes, but don't forget the multiple reports that bees' flight defies the laws of Physics, so they might not obey Newton's (cradle) Laws, either.
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That was very thoughtless of you.
Blood contains rust, which could have ruined your shovel.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Some honey will sweeten her up 
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I'm getting very suspicious emails and messages whenever I changed my skype status. My gut feeling says,I'm being watched.
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I don't see anyone watching you.
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just trying to make it better for you, oh and your opinion counts [not much, your data though....]
oh wait, that was last decade, these days you don't actually matter
we are trying to improve our product ['s data collection]
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Call me, and I will explain this.
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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is your account set to publicly searchable...etc..there are some settings..and also connected apps etc ..you may need to clean up ..spam bots maybe...
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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You are not being watched - and by the way, you are nearly out of milk.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I've had a rough week with regards to marketing-speke.
I have three theories.
- People use marketing buzzwords because they simply do not understand what they are talking about.
- People use marketing buzzwords because it makes them feel like they are part of the marketing tribe. Speak how your identifying group speaks: do not be different and stand out.
- People use marketing buzzwords because they honestly believe it will impress their audience.
There's #4 which is "they copy and pasted" but I'm going to discount that one since it's not showing intent, rather laziness.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Yeah, people use marketing buzzwords because everybody else does.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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If you can't dazzle em with brains, baffle em with buzz words!
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1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
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See, you're failing to open source your agile orchestration that containerizes your market-speak AI translator in the cloud ecosphere of peers facing similar scaling issues.
But then again, if you actually deployed such an AI, there probably isn't enough bandwidth and servers available to handle the load.
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MARKET KEEPINGS (anag of marketing-speke)
== I've had a rough week (ref Wall St)
next time tell us how many letters ok... sheesh... i mean geez... man...
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Unfortunately, it's all too often 1.
Why learn what you're talking about, when you can impress people with zero effort? Mind you, that's kinda what marketing is about, so those are the better marketers.Chris Maunder wrote: Speak how your identifying group speaks: do not be different and stand out
That's a precise antithesis of marketing, but it's where most MS users fall. This is the "marketing moron" group, of people who aren't capable of doing their jobs properly, but read enough "self-improvement"* books that they can fake it, and/or stab enough colleagues in the back to get by.
* Actually, it appears that "self-improvement" is a very apt terms for such books, because everyone I know who reads them needs a lot of improvement.
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How about a #5, all of those four combined?
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I prefer not to touch my colleague's peripherals. 
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Marc Clifton wrote: I prefer not to touch my colleague's peripherals.
Depends on the colleague.
... And depends on the peripherals.
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there are tasks, in particular "it won't take long" tasks that should never be attempted on Friday's.
yes, it's a Murphy derivation
...and why the wise-from-experience folk never do anything after lunch on Friday beyond perhaps filing and cleaning up the desk.
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lopatir wrote: cleaning up the desk
Ye gods, you've got to be kidding! Do you have any idea what sort of unfinished apocalyptic grode-fest might be written on a wayward Post-It™ you find under the pile of fast food wrappers, half-full coffee cups, and partially disassembled prototype hardware on your desk? 
Software Zen: delete this;
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kmoorevs wrote: Of course it's my fault somehow. 
Yes... you took it home with you.
Since I started asking for a dinner in return of the IT services, requests have almost vanished. Only people that are in close circle continue asking like good friends and family. They would invite me to dinner anyways from time to time, so no real efford there.
And on top, I try to do things where they see the energy that it sometimes get to repair / set up / whatsoever needs to be done to their gadgets.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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