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If a cat in a box feels a pain but noone is there to hear its 'meow', is there then any 'meow'?
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Jülich. Spent a few years there.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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There is no cat
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Have to say, that isn't very well written.Quote: However, these quantum bits, or qubits for short, do not display the special characteristics of Schrödinger's cat in contrast to the 20 qubits that the team of researchers have now created using a programmable quantum simulator
So they are claiming a new record based off a simulation???? 
As I said, could be much better written.
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You never know how much you have in your bank account until you look.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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that sounds rather anti-heisen.
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That's right, the bank account doesn't collapse to some random value. That would be the lottery 
Here's a thought: Take the kitty by the tail and spin it really fast, close to speed of light. You might say it's location is pretty random and undefined until you stop it to take a measure.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?" to which he replies, "Yes, it's these silly wicker chairs."
Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint. The phone rings and he jumps up shouting, "Oh s---, I forgot to feed the dog!"
A man walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?" The librarian responds, "It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."
There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets.
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them. Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side. Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!" Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"
A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5 meter to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5 meter to the right. The statistician yells, "We got 'em!"
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Answer: Beer
A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies, "No, I'm travelling light."
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The tailor asks, "Euripides?" The professor replies, "Yes. Eumenides?"
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I don't drink so drink a beer for me. this is cool
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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OK ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) 
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Congrats!
I have no idea what that subject line means. 
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If you know what a parse tree is, I've made it so you can use markup in your grammar to alter the tree you get back. Parse trees are usually ugly and bloated. This lets you streamline the tree you get back, collapsing nodes, doing substitutions, etc.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Marc Clifton wrote: I have no idea what that subject line means.
It means she's already drunk 
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Marc Clifton wrote: what that subject line means
It is another chapter heading for the Homeric epic HMC's experimental bot is writing on the Lounge following its training on all the movies by the (formerly brothers) Wachowski sisters.
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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Does that mean you are going to become "Honey The Monster, Coding Topiarist"?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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maybe for binary trees
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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honey the monster, codewitch wrote: for binary trees
I thought you were non-binary 
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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i subvert the binary. Hence tree shaping.
I bonsai my gender.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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honey the monster, codewitch wrote: I bonsai my gender.
That's a wonderful phrase !
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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life is a lot more fun when gender is a prop.
#aesthetic
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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honey the monster, codewitch wrote: I bonsai my gender.
Isn't that what they do at a Bris?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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hah maybe
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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This morning I deleted my entire development environment.
A couple of Azure Functions, a WCF SOAP service and a ASP.NET Core app hosted in App Services, Azure SQL Database, Application Insights, ServiceBus, Storage Account, Key Vault...
I changed the names of pretty much all Azure resources, pipelines, repositories and projects so there's some consistency between them.
Then I deployed them all using my Azure DevOps pipelines.
I got a couple of errors, which are now fixed and the development environment is up and running again.
Overall, this wasn't so bad
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