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The phrase "cat employer" is an oxymoron. The term employer implies that the cat would pay you, which is obviously a ludicrous notion.
Cats have clients who pay for their services.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Cats don’t care. Even if you fire them they always land on their feet.
This space for rent.
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I've installed SSMS on the Surface, and I can get into the prod DB, no hassle.
But when I try to access the test DB it fails. It can find the server on the servers list, but can't retrieve he DB's or login - but it used to work on the Wookietab, and I've changed nothing. I've checked all the obvious stuff (login data, port 1433, ...) but I can't even find a login failure in the SQL logs on the desktop.
OK, let's take a break from that and try crochet or something instead ... maybe it'll sort itself out tomorrow.
Bah! Computers - who'd have 'em?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: But when I try to access the test DB it fails.
It's a microsoft device; you have to use it they way they've decided you should use it.
... And they don't believe in testing.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: It's a microsoft device; you have to use it they way they've decided you should use it.
Borrowing from Apple much?
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Not "borrowing"; "trying to emulate", and failing badly.
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When it arrived, did you check it for latent damage (someone needs to do QC).
The approved procedure (best for iProducts but it will work here, too) is to hold the device vertically; gently lower it into a large pot of boiling saltwater. Now observe carefully: if it floats it was OK, otherwise, it was clearly defective.
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The Salt Water Check is only recommended for Apple and Huawei products - Microsoft ones need to be lowered into warmed DDT to kill the bugs...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Salt water is very bad for electronics.
Boiling oil is safer.
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No mention of Azure Data Studio[^]? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Just add it to the list 
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That is an interesting story; thanks for sharing.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Try turning off the firewall?
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Are you using Trusted Connection or sa ?
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Have you tried restarting it?
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Are you running under a full admin profile? Most MSFT is only tested under this profile. 
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Hi All,
I just knocked my Keyboard (an old Dell) on the floor...the 'stuff' that came out! Stuff I don't eating! also some worrying pieces of 3D printing supports? If I ever cut myself on near it I will get a shot for tetanus... 
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glennPattonWork wrote: Stuff I don't eating! also some worrying pieces of 3D printing supports?
That's because at night homeless people let themselves in and use your equipment.
It's better than selling "timeout", I guess...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You read the articles on how phones are dirty because we tend to thouch them a lot?
A keyboard is worse.
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Have heard somewhere that the dirt on TV Remotes in hotels is worst of all. All kinds of bacteria, etc. on them.
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I seem to remember an episode of Mythbusters, The Kitchen sponge was worse of all!
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glennPattonWork wrote: worse of all!
Bacon
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Amarnath S wrote: Have heard somewhere that the dirt on TV Remotes in hotels is worst of all.
Never thought of it in that way before, and I certainly didn't need to get that image stuck in my head.
I'm never again going to rent a room in a hotel that offers adult channels...in the off chance that someone might've been practicing...lets call it "one-handed channel-surfing".
(I know this isn't helping...but I don't see why I should be the only one getting that image stuck in his head)
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