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Does Army mean having many upper appendages?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Now that was humerus!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Means: Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet!
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
JaxCoder.com
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Does "chesty" mean having many chests?
Does "leggy" mean having many lower appendages?
Does "belly" mean having many bells?
Does "bally" mean having lots of cojones?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You've gotten my attention and I salute you. I can c-rational connections as march as can be expected.
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In that case, is "navy[^]" a suitable description of our government? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Of all governments 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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now he sleeps with his head on my pillow because i do it. sometimes i tuck him in.
i'll have him coding before long.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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So how do we know that this is not the cat posting huh?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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that's a very good question which I'll address as soon as I am done chasing this stuffed mouse.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Simple, if his cat is anything like mine, he can only code in APL - and hasn't realized I use conventional languages.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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APL? Not Lolcode?[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Clearly, you've never seen a cat type.
This is "Conway's game of life" in APL:
life←{↑1 ⍵∨.∧3 4=+/,¯1 0 1∘.⊖¯1 0 1∘.⌽⊂⍵}Look just like what my cat types!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's not typing at all. When they do that, they are saving your soul by preventing you from worshipping any false deities. Or maybe they just want some attention.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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i'm pretty sure that's valid perl.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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APL makes a regex look friendly ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Has he not tried C-Puss-Puss?
It goes without saying
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He prefered C#, to match his claws.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And loves to watch Puss In Bootstrap
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more likely he has trained you to perceive he is acting like you.
p.s. I am a worshipper of Bastet 
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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My cat is mostly inside sleeping on the couch or on the bed.
When she goes outside she never leaves the garden.
And when other humans enter the house she flees to the attic because she does not like company (other than me).
Since she doesn't come out much, is mostly asleep, but has a healthy appetite, she's pretty fat.
She and I are very much alike 
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Mine, too. Mine two, too. They fight for space to be near my face so they can purr loudly and keep me awake.
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I am slowly becoming like my cat ... sleeping, sleeping, sleeping.
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My cat couldn't use my computer even if he wanted to, because I have Pawsense[^] installed... 
No, I'm not affiliated with them... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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