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A bit tenuous that one 😬
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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pkfox wrote: How do you get back from tail ?
There is a bus that runs every hour, just hop on 
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It took longer than I thought for someone to post that 
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Well you shouldn't rely on a bus joke to be on time
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the more i think about this one the better it gets.
my first inclination was simply roadkill.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Hi All,
The office now smells of week old vegetable soup! A very subtle smell, didn't notice it at first. My desk is below one the outlets, has something died up there?
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Or there is a bowl of week old vegetable soup in the duct.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Just be grateful that you have air-con, this place is like a Turkish bath.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Yes, but be fair - you do work for a sauna company.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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I often think that I do! It has to be 80 outside before someone even contemplates turning the heating down. 
It's not just here, of course, it's shops, it's public transport, it's pubs, it's people's houses - everywhere is so over-heated these days.
My mother always pinpoints the invention of the disposable nappy as the beginning of the end of western civilisation but I lay the blame firmly at the door of central heating.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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It's certainly responsible for some things: damage to antiques for example. And I'd put the blame at least partly on CH for in the increase in asthma and suchlike problems. Since houses are "better sealed" you don't get early-and-continual exposure to pollens and so on, which has to be partly responsible.
On the other hand, you get less fires and carbon monoxide deaths ... and a toasty house in winter.
We don't have CH, never have. No mains gas here, and nowhere to safely put a oil tank or gas bottles, so we are all electric, since we stopped using the fireplace.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Come home to a real fire - buy a cottage in Wales! 
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Ah, the good old "Plaid Cymru Free Fire Engine" jokes are the best! 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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I am from New England. They keep the office at 68 all summer so the cold of winter will not bother us. In the winter heat is set at 64. I think it is to also keep us awake.
I college they enforced a dress code by keeping the class rooms at 66. You had to wear long pants and long sleeve shirts.
AC can be abusive.
So many years of programming I have forgotten more languages than I know.
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Please don't repost if your comment does not appear immediately: both of these went to moderation and required a human being to review them for publication. In order to prevent you being kicked off as a spammer, both had to be accepted, and then I have to clean up the spares. Have a little patience, please!
I've deleted the second version.
I remember AC abuse from my first visit to Malaysia - everything is AC controlled to a massive degree.
We were waiting about for a coach from Penang to Singapore and wondering why all the locals had thick coats and blankets on a beautiful warm night. Boy did we find out!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Quote: Sometimes all I need is the air that I breathe
And to love you
All I need is the air that I breathe
Yes, to love you
All I need is the air that I breathe ...
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Too bad you don't live in a tropical clime. Smelling old soup would be the least of your problems. Around here, week-old soup can walk, jump and is growing fangs!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr.PhD P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Talking about cats, I can only give advice about how to hunt them. Cats are evil. Cats are a silent Skynet. Cats would rule the world weren't it that we still can stop them with a good side kick. They know this and it frustrates them even more. Cats are useless, they only sleep, eat and disappear to reappear at the very moment you do not need them. They break things for the mere purpose of breaking them. They show no joy. They do not play once they are more than a couple of weeks old, or only to torture mices endlessly before eating them. They lose their fur everywhere in the house with being ashamed about it. They are useless against intruders.
Join the CCC, "le Comité Contre les Chats".
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Yes, but they have bad points as well.
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Yes you can, apparently: YouTube has many examples.
Here's one - Marmalade The Cat Uses The Toilet And Flushes When He Is Done!! - YouTube[^] - but if you are at work, remember you will be watching a cat have a dump ...
Come to think about it, even if you aren't at work, you will be watching a cat have a dump. I try to avoid that in real life myself, but whatever floats your boat.
Out cat tries as hard as possible to not use his litter tray: he prefers to go outside. When it's really pouring down with rain, the look of indecision on his face is priceless - but outdoor loo always wins.
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Did he ever turn around and try the front door in hope the weather there would be better?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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No, but ...
The back door is a sliding glass thingie, and I have a Portable Cat Flap that I made to fit it: a plank with a cat flap in it, polished, routed, and coated in Danish Oil, fitted with door furniture and handles so I can slide the door, fit the cat flap, and the cat can go in and out as he wants without the weather getting in. When I want to go in or out, or it's lock-in time for the cat, I remove it and slide the door shut.
So in the morning he bounces from foot to foot by the door in anticipation: looking at me, then the door, then me, then the door, ... until I give in and open it for him. Then he sticks his head out, looks at the weather in disgust, turns around, and sits down to glare through the glass door with a "well and truly pissed off" look on his face. 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Thanks for the link, but I think i wil refrain from looking videos, even if I was at home 
But if anybody is interested on this kind of shows, he can go to vet and ask for their "menu", at least mine has a big menu with pictures of all the possible shapes and consistencies to choose from 
'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'
Benny Hill
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