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Welcome to your brand new, fantastic job! 
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Been working on this for three months and every month I get a little sadder 
Luckily this project is in it's final stage and we'll soon start a pilot with some customers.
The next project will not feature any standards except my own
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Sander Rossel wrote: will not feature any standards except my own
It's possible that we have met before:
Quote: Coworker: But that's a pattern!
Me: Nope, more like an antipattern.
Coworker: A convention?
Me: Nope.
Coworker: Then it's a standard! Right?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Blatant article placement!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I have no shame
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Playing database in a file, huh? That's oldschool, but some people never learn. They have been putting up with that crap for decades now and will merrily go on with it a few more. Don't worry.
(Try translating this, especially §§ 1,2,3,4 ... all of them )
Quote: Et Jrundjesetz vunn Kölle:
§1: Et es wie et es!
§2: Et kütt wie et kütt!
§3: Et hät noch immer jot jejange!
§4: Wat fott es, es fott!
§5: Et bliev nix, wie et wor!
§6: Kenne mer nit, bruche mer nit, fott domet!
§7: Wat wellste maache!
§8: Maach et jot, ävver nit ze of!
§9: Wat sull dä Quatsch?
§10: Dringste eine met?
§11: Do laachs dich kapott!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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That's how people deal with such things in Cologne and it's written as it is spoken in the local dialect. Turns out that even Darth and the Emperor[^] know that.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Wir simmer dabei, und dass ist prima 
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CodeWraith wrote: Turns out that even Darth and the Emperor[^] know that.
Like everything in German-ish, they sound a lot more evil
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Only if you pronounce it like a Klingon.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Is there any other way to pronounce it?
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Kaaskopp
Try this.[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I love Ode an die Freude!
Or at least those five minutes of over an hour of symphony
And I think many people don't know there's actually more
Great video though.
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11 . du looscht disch gabudd.
^Is that correct?
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Nope. Correct would be 'Du lachst dich kaputt'. More or less 'You die of laughter'.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You should try then with "lerne bayerisch"... It sometimes hurts in the eyes, seeing how it is written
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Standards are attempted by team managers who get tired of fixing the same exact type of bug over and over. So they come into the world through the best of intentions.
The problem with standards is that they can limit creativity, which itself is a critical part of programming.
So, how do you have both? That is the big question we are all still trying to find the answer to. There are lots of ideas and attempts, which means there is a lot to research and a lot more that can be tried.
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Sort of reminds me on the MBus standard. There's 2 bytes there that encode 3 ASCII letters to pose as a vendor code. With 3 letters, it's possible to use some abbreviation as the magic ID which, while it doesn't solve all problems, helps a lot over plain numbers.
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