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Did you remember to discombobulate the fleem? If it isn't degaussed properly, the elliptical cam gradually slides up the beam shaft and catches on the flange rebate, with disastrous results as you can no doubt imagine. You'd need a 3/8th Gripley to fix that.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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But ultimately, it comes down to visually inspecting the internally adjustable throwout resistex in the monitor's free-gapped thrisker plug.
I 5'ed your response anyway, because you put him on the right track.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I find coffee works best:
- pour 3/4 cup into operator
- pour other 1/4 cup into problematic machine
- complete time sheet and go home
usually find that by the next morning all those small niggly issues will be gone.
or beer as an alternative, but in that case have to be careful because the proportions change:
- pour beer into operator
- when no more beer left forcefully insert hammer into problematic machine.
- go home, time sheet can wait till next morning
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I'm sure it's the Q 36 Immodium space modulator[^]. Distract the thief by placing somme carrots nearby.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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No, with the Q36 you'd get an Earth-shattering kaboom.
You need the Q37[^] for Apple products.
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Apple uses the Q37 data bus? But that's a unidirectional bus, not a bidirectional bus.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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The last bus I caught only went in one direction at a time (plus it could go around corners). Since, technically, it could reverse (although I never witnessed that) this could potentially make it bidirectional, at least in theory.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I know, that joke is old. Must I get my coat now?
But I prefer to have a bidirectional data bus[^]. This way I don't have only ROMs or, even more useles, only WOMs.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Tell me, have you looked it up, or it is implanted in your brain? 
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Most of pTerry is implanted, yes.
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OriginalGriff wrote: You'd need a 3/8th Gripley to fix that
You silly nit, it's a Mac. You need 4mm metric Gripley.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The main way to fix your Mac is to buy a proper PC and do everything under Windows 10!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Lies. I'm told MacBooks, both the hardware and software, are flawless.
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You should have seen her face light up when she opened it!
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Cool!  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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She opened the fridge and gave you a cold look...
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Just wait till she opens the freezer and gives him an icy look! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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She'll be as cold as ice 
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I got a new fridge for the wife this weekend too!
Best trade ever!
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Juan. Just Juan.
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My Mexican neighbor lost his car... He's Carlos.
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Speaking of that, I just bought myself a Mexican car!
The stick shift is Manuel!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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So, I am extremely sorry for mistaking last week's theme. And this is my way to apologize. I've prepared a few crosswords. Normal CCC rules apply, however the person who answers the most wins and only first posted solution counts, partial submissions accepted
The theme is something I love.
1. Mao Guard wins evil, I can be turned a lot lighter. (10, 7)
2. Crazy detailed mould with direction will provide some light. (5)
3. Wild Peg Root shields from minor harm. (7)
4. Newly formed Corrupt CAA atempts to reveal secret messages. (9)
5. Some opposition some ughs with denial for personal attacks. (7)
6. Aha! six olive perhaps will repel spells. (6, 5)
7. Empress Mactau Crazily slashes and gashes. (12)
8. Cunning Don N. Fuco confuses his subjects. (8)
9. Expedition equipment slows down. (11)
10. Numbers? 7-8. (3)
11. Detailed crucial op induces terrible pain. (6)
P.S. Last one may not be the easiest or correctly uses CCC-rules (I ran out of time ) but I'm hoping with the theme you can figure it out.
P.P.S. Its my day off so I had a lot of time! 
Since it has been over an hour Thought I'd offer another hint on the theme: Harry Potter.
Complete Solution:
1. Wingardium Leviosa.
2. Lumos.
3. Protego
4. Aparecium.
5. Oppugno.
6. Salvio Hexia.
7. Sectumsempra.
8. Confundo.
9. Impedimenta.
10. Nox.
11. Crucio.
The intended theme was spell incantations from Harry Potter books and not the movies, the movies introduced some spell incantations which were originally not in the books. But you can take it however you want, there are a great many spells introduced in the game and Fantastic Beasts movies.
Good Luck to @GKP1992 for continuing theme tomorrow.
modified 9-Sep-19 8:11am.
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