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maybe the cockroaches eat a lot of spinach
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Why would you not want to magnetise a cockroach? 
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Chris Maunder
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because i don't want cockroaches anywhere near me. 
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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So, put a magnet in your neighbours kitchen.
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Ummm, I own a duplex and rent half to my neighbors.
I don't want them to have cockroaches, magnetized or otherwise. 
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Surely there are neighbours in a different building that you don't like?
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I haven't lived here long enough to not like anyone yet. We've been here less than a year.
Adding, there's nobody in the place on the other side of us. They sold it and are gutting it.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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and you only had time to save one of them, what kind of sandwich would you make?
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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The VB6 developer of course, it's an endangered species !
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you'd make a sandwich out of a VB6 developer?
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Only if he would refuse to be converted to a VB.NET developer !
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honey the codewitch wrote: what kind of sandwich would you make?
Given that I work in Western Digital's flash memory division, I'd say I make a very good sand-witch.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Pastrami, with melted swiss cheese and homemade Russian dressing. All of which I'd have to go to the store to get the ingredients, make the dressing, toast the bread, and make the sandwich.
In other words, the ex and the vb6 developer can both drown!
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I feel bad that I laughed out loud.
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Chris Maunder
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You're not the only one who LOL'd. But the rest of us didn't feel bad. 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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cheers
Chris Maunder
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I'm eating it right now. Ham on wheat bread with just a touch of mayo, extra onion and extra crispy iceberg lettuce. Very plain, very delicious.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I guess we can figure out who your ex was, but who was the VB6 developer?
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Same person.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The real question would be who would be saved if the ex, a vb6 developer, a politician and a lawyer are drowning.
The answer: The world.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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A CListCtrl sandwich seasoned with liquid nitrogen .
I'd rather be phishing!
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See my avatar. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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My ex has too much mass to be even close to what you'd call boyant, so I wouldn't even see her.
I would ignore the VB developer and keep walking to Burger King.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I don't discriminate...definitely ham and cheese.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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we are slaves to an order higher than ourselves.
as a consequence, while history doesn't repeat itself, it tends to rhyme.
zoom out far enough and you can see the pattern of it, eat, f*ck, kill, build.
a beautiful medley of creation and disaster - the machinations of adaptive complexity.
we can't help ourselves, and should we want to?
are these chains, or a lifeline?
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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