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Stretching is important, and stretching correctly is even more so:
- Stretch out flat on your back.
- Stretch your eyelids over your eyes.
- Stretch a blanket over your body.
Works for me. 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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(4). Stretch a quick nap into an all-day experience.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Stretching the truth a bit, are we now?
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Real men do their stretching Mordor style[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Works for me.
every time, too. without fail. 
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Don't forget to nap after a good workout.
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...and then be ready to stretch again.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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This is perfect exercise for a Monday morning / start of the week!  
Stretch your deadlines in the Monday morning meeting also help! 
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Thanks for the great tip! I'll be on it, errrr, tomorrow, I'm sure... 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Was the cold air balloon was invented in 1782, but never really took off?
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It was a cynical response to high inflation. Blown all out of proportion and did knot end well.
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It was invented as a lead balloon lite. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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(someone might have posted something similar recently)
WOW, just came a cross a fantastic offer. Only 11 hours 55 minutes left!!
Offer is at top of this web page for "350+ Web Development books and courses" 25+ JavaScript Shorthand Coding Techniques — SitePoint
When I went to the page, I just happen to hit it right at 12 hours. Oh wow, what timing!
Don't miss out.
Back to real world. Tried doing inspect on it to see what fixed timing logic was in place. Gave up after a minute since quick searching did not revel much and got bored.
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Wait what, it's 12 hours for me too!
Must be a time zone coincidence 
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VB.NET (Option Strict Off, basically meaning everything is an implicit cast), 1-layered architecture (that layer is the WinForm), doesn't build because it's missing CrystalDecisions.CrystalReports...
Do I need to go on? 
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>> So I inherited this Project
Sander Rossel wrote: VB.NET
Stop right there. Give it back. Problem solved.
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The language is the least of my worries (having to install Crystal Reports is far more damaging) 
Anyway, a job is a job and this is a nice opportunity to reel in a nice customer later this year (or early next year) and bring them to Azure
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Sander Rossel wrote: having to install Crystal Reports is far more damaging
Two letters: 'V' & 'M'
You know it makes sense!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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I stopped reading after the first two characters...
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Wooooo, the Dark Crystal again 
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"Crystal Reports, with their hard and twisted bodies, their harsh and twisted wills. For a thousand years they have ruled. Yet now, there are only ten: a dying race, ruled by a dying Emperor, imprisoned within themselves in a dying land."
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I had one of those a few weeks ago. Cept it was my old project (been here a long time) and it was web based. Since Crystal is on the decline here (only a couple of reports left), it was easier to redo in C# and current CrystalDecisions dll's
Jack of all trades, master of none, though often times better than master of one.
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What do you use as an alternative to Crystal?
Where I'm from, people work with the Crystal designer because it's relatively easy to use and you don't need programmers to create reports.
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I've used their WinForms controls in the past.
Great controls and great support, I might check this out for future work 
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