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F-ES Sitecore wrote: "Microsoft Support" call centres
Now that, I would never admit to.
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I haven't really done any of those jobs 
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...just played piano in a brothel, then?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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One has to have standards, such as they are.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I understand the position, but my heart is b*tch and it makes me pay when I betray it.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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image recognition software
Came into this thread half-expecting it to be about some "hotdog / not hotdog" thing (think HBO's Silicon Valley)...was a little disappointed...
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I really enjoy that show. I have spent lots of time there so much of the show seems quite accurate to me, although somewhat understated.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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 I worked at a large bank, some of the things we wrote make the China mega pixel camera look benign.
When you don't understand the wider implications of a social engineering project then it can be rather confronting when you see the consequences.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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They fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant!
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What were you doing on the roof? More survival training?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Scanning the area for sharks 
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Sorry. I forgot that you have to climb on your roof to get your head above sea level. If this were the soapbox, I could even tell you that you may get problems when the sea level rises for some reasons. Not that it has not always been changing every six hours anyway.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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If this were the Soapbox, I could tell you in the 1400's it was warmer and the sea level was higher than it is now.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Careful, gentlemen ... the hamsters see all!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It was only hypertheticals.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Tell that to the hamsters when you plead for your account back ... 
I think he's serious on this one.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Indeed.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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And during the ice age it was so low that you could reach some islands in the north or baltic seas on foot. Over grassy plains with lots cute hairy Mammoths.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Indeed. Climate is always changing.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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That's where the smoking lounge is located.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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The frequency of these jokes...
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It must've been so short!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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At least they're on the same wavelength.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Could help you change your attire ? - ( 4,8 )
help you change = Gear selector ( part of a gearbox)
attire ? = gear
as in a change of clothes - looking at it now it's too obscure - apols I haven't done one for a while 
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
modified 2-Oct-19 8:06am.
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Look Magazine?
I'm thinking not though!
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