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Is autocorrect where you get your car repaired?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I thought that was when the car drove itself
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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no, it's only for trading your prius to a real car.
(in case you're wondering even worse off chinese brands aren't even accepted at the recycle depots or landfills)
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I believe it is when your wife/spouse is sitting next to you when you are driving and starts to "correct" you and warns abput being too close to that car, to people walking by, to the traffic lights and signs, to bikes and dogs passing by, etc., etc., etc.
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Not when my wife is driving. I'm a coward, so I look out the passenger-side window. I don't want to see Death coming, and the look of abject terror on his face when my wife runs him over.
Software Zen: delete this;
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And that is why you end up with a muffler for a rear-view mirror.
G-d Damned Autocorrect! 
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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Never thought of it that way.
My dad's been a mechanic all his life. I guess he's the original autocorrect.
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...dealing with retards today. Normally, I can (just) barely stand them, but today, the idiots are really disturbing my calm.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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#realJSOP wrote: the idiots are really disturbing my calm.
Then it may be time to get religious:
Quote: God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, And wisdom to know the difference.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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This is when you take your feet off the table.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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But don't ask me to take off my shoes. I only do that when I am on holy ground and burning bushes command me to do so.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: God, grant me the...
But then what happens when God doesn't comply?
Kill all the idiots and blame it on God neglecting his wish granting duties? ...Fine! But this is on your conscience now.
Just in case I need to say it: I am not going to kill anybody.
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musefan wrote: I am not going to kill anybody.
That's what they all say. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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God, grant me the serenity to avoid the things I cannot change,
Courage to take lethal action when required by the things I can,
And the wisdom to recognize when there are no witnesses.
- FTFY.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Rather than serenity and contemplation, I recommend a ClueBat. Hickory, or Lignum Vitae ones are good, nails are a optional extra for the impatient.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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For the lazy-but-curious: Lignum vitae[^]
Software Zen: delete this;
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They do seem to come in packs don't they. When I notice it, I also notice that the more intelligent people seem to hide at these times. I figure I should do the same if possible. Heaven help the person in their way. They flock or school together. New York and San Fran seem to suffer from an over abundance.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Montreal has to deal with similar clowns last week. Only, they climbed the Jacques Cartier bridge. Wouldn't have been a loss if it had ended in the same way.
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Montreal?!?!?
Vote early - vote often!
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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Thanks, I thought I was the only one!
Yesterday was really the most my patience has been tested in a while...
At half past quitting time, my business partner was busting my balls over font sizes/layout/nav in a web report that has been available for review/criticism for months!  I was tired, hungry, and had missed a deadline for an important phone call.
Normally, that kind of stuff doesn't get to me, but she had already wasted half of my day helping get sql 2017 on her laptop and getting her started on a new web reporting project. Then of course I had to pay attention and participate in the tutorials...which brought on a new stress...
The new reporting tools require .NET 4.6 which means I can't use my beloved VS 2010...so I'm using VS 2019 which is really slow by comparison, but still better than 2017. Anyhow, following the tutorials was fine, but certain actions from the report component's smart tag were locking up VS for up to 5 minutes. I'm sure there's a lot happening under the hood, but it seems excessive. Even debugging is way slower than 2010. I guess that's the price you pay for progress!
Thanks for the opportunity to rant, I feel better now! 
...and just as a parting shot, yesterday morning I got an email from another software company dev regarding a common client and a couple of exports they wanted to test. The client was really in a pinch and needed to get this working yesterday. I called client, get a remote started and setup my parts, created exports from other vendor, test one - success, test second - roadblock. Client says will call me after lunch for retest. I worked through lunch to address the problem, redeploy the import and expect a call which never came.  Not even now, halfway into the next day...I guess it wasn't that important after all. Meanwhile, I've got the other company's reps that want a status report, which I'm about to send that says I'm waiting. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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You must reach deep and harness your inner chi. and, it doesn't hurt to relax with a bag of chips and a bowl of good salsa.
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Chocolate! 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I wish I could do chocolate, but it gives me really bad pimples. 
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