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Ever heard of a shrinkhead?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Ever heard of a shrinkhead?
Heard of it? He's married to one! 
Sorry Griff, just joking. Please apologize to SWMBO from me
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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No chance - you take your own risks apologizing to Herself!
Or better, let's just not mention it to her and we can both keep our anatomy intact ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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OriginalGriff wrote: Or better, let's just not mention it to her and we can both keep our anatomy intact ...
Good idea - I'm very fond of it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Johnny J. wrote: Good idea - I'm very fond of it!
There's a joke in there somewhere but I'm unable to think of a KSS way of saying it.
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RJOberg wrote: I'm unable to think of a KSS way of saying it.
Thank God for that! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Apologize? What for? Is there no freedom of speech? Or at least the traditional fool's license?
Help, help! We are being oppressed!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Ah. You don't have a wife then ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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That's one of those rule in hell or serve in heaven things. No middle ground.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Weren't you talking about his small-skulled cat? 
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Wrong part of the world, and those don't include the skull - it's removed in processing as (being largely calcium) it doesn't shrink!
Shrunken head - Wikipedia[^] explains the process.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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In yet another part of the world people like my old father, Sergeant Major(retired), can teach you ways to shrink heads while the object of his attention is still alive.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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In most old-style armies, recruits were (are?) much more afraid of the Sergeant-Major than of the Enemy. All the Enemy can do is kill you...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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That has not changed. The Sergeant Major's word comes right after god's. It's his job to keep about 150 enlisted men and NCOs in line and ready. For that they need to be a little more format than just being yelling fools.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I've got a 6 inch stone version of that - only 2.5Kg - which I bought in Malaysia thirty odd years ago and brought back as part of my hand luggage ... Absolutely brilliant things!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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You allowed to drink mead at work? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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My boss always reminds me of foolishly having brought some to work a while ago. Now he expects me to bring him some all the time.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Shhhhh … I told them it was Lucozade!
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My work mug is emblazoned with simply;
Mug<T>
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I like it!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Waste of Space Orchestra - Seeker's Reflection[^]
One of my favorite metal bands, Oranssi Pazuzu, teamed up with another pretty amazing band, Dark Buddha Rising, to form Waste of Space Orchestra and unleash some spacey metal unto the world.
It was played live at Roadburn Festival 2018, but released as a studio album this year.
And I've finally gotten around to giving it a good listen.
Well, it's awesome!
It's a psychedelic metal journey that's not exactly an easy listening experience.
I guess it's more Oranssi Pazuzu than Dark Buddha Rising, but that's not a bad thing.
I was waiting for a new album anyway and this may well be it.
Highly recommended if you're a fan of psychedelic metal from Finland 
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I was listening to an album called Crystal Machete by Wes Borland the other day for the first time, and I got to a track called White Stallion[^], which for some reason reminded me of your Sound of the Week's.
I think it's the retro gaming vibe that made me think of your weekly posts, have you heard the song before?
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Didn't know it.
It's not quite what I was expecting from the musical brains behind Limp Bizkit 
According to Wikipedia "The album was conceived as a soundtrack to an imaginary '80s movie."
That explains a lot 
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