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You need A.P.P?
sure, go ahead, bathrooms over there.
wash your hands after.
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That's bad?
Wait until you listen to my client, calling "A.P.I", and "API" (aa-pee). I was worried about the project details for a while. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
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I once got a customer who called Crystal Reports Crystal Clear[^]
And then there was the client who said "baarcode" instead of barcode.
Or the guy who "bould" his software instead of build.
And I have a friend who calls a database a databoss (or databaas in Dutch).
My Canadian uncle pronounces app as aap, but that might just be a Canadian accent
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Like "Whose blood is this?" and "Where did you get it?"... 
Ba-tish!
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Fred bled to death. The ambulance crew could have saved him if only they'd known what blood type he was. But he was optimistic and thinking of others to the end; he just kept repeating "Be positive! Be positive!" ...
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Tip: At a bar down near the docks, some guys bragging that 'semen well paid these days.'
So if you got nothing on then it's something to else to try.
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lopatir wrote: At a bar down near the docks, some guys bragging that 'semen well paid these days.'
So if you got nothing on then it's something to else to try.
Whatever he does with other guys in the back of a seedy bar is his own business, and I don't wanna know how much he gets paid for it.
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I'm the spokesperson!
Ba-tish! Common, push me over 200k. I thought that my latest article[^], published a couple of months ago, would have done that long ago, but people are so stingy with their votes. 462 downloads and only 15 votes... 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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modified 6-Nov-19 5:16am.
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There is my humble contribution.
They can be a little stingy, can't they?
If it's any consolation, I have one tip which is:
Views: 101,990 Rating: 4.92/5 Votes: 23 Popularity: 6.70
Licence: The Code Project Open License (CPOL) Bookmarked: 38 Downloaded: 8,343 23 votes ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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And it was a good tip as well. Now it's 24! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Thank you - I wasn't actually touting for votes, just that by comparison you're doing pretty well ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I know. But it was still a good tip!
Besides, you need the points, otherwise you'll never get to 3 million...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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It would help if you had linked to it. Or am I that blind?
With 84 tips (alone) posted, how am I supposed to upvote it? 
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I didn't link to it because I wasn't touting for votes!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Well...? Are you going to miss the opportunity?
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Probably, yes. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Voted 5 here, and upvoted your article. I personally will probably never have a need for it, but I can certainly recognize a neat control when I see one.
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Thanks! I appreciate that!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I was hoping that someone here has this shareware (or even better, was on the development team!) Anyway, whenever I go to toolbox icon that is on the Status Bar (whatever that thing in Windows 10 that has the icons for the apps that are running) and hover over it, I get a window that pops up right there and does not allow me to open up the application window. I can't figure out how to change the settings to do this.  And I can't figure out how to register a new account so that I could ask this question at the ProcessHacker forum.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Have to add that I also love their Autoruns app.
Countless times this is all I had needed to clean up, or at least disable, a virus on a machine someone brought me - and avoid a full Windows reinstall (and considering how few people actually have recovery discs these days...)
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