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I just realized how much funny C++'s std namespace must be for a native English speaker.
Is this the reason they are moving to python for teaching? I'd imagine a plethora of jokes students would/could make.
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Why would Standard Telephone Dialing cause titters?
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Or (just to name a few):
Quote: Suspend To Disk
Standard deviation
Synchronous Time Division
Save the Date (did not know this one)
State Transition Diagram
Subtropical depression (meteorological, not psychological  )
Synthetic Training Device (love this one, sounds dirty)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You seem to be missing one. 
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More than one. You see 'STD[^]' often as a sponsor on racing cars.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I see you claim more than one but fail to produce another!
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Ok, a last one. fter that you will have to wait until we have dinner.
Quote: STD Bus, a computer bus that was used primarily for industrial control systems
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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What about Star Trek Discovery?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I throw that one in one pot with the meaning of STD he was trying to get from me.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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So you think that university professors hold their lectures in front of a hundred evil clowns?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: in front of a hundred evil clowns
That would be easier on the Professors. I know ours was certainly worse than any kinda clown. But I was mostly talking about High Schools.
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Agreed. Ours were to 90% Q&A material, 8% serious nerds and 2% certified arrogant asses like me.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Don't know about evil.
I believe you can apply Hanlons razor in this case.
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I don't know about you, mine did!
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I've been using it for years and that's the first time I thought of that. However, I don't think it's much to laugh about for the sufferers.
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It is good practice to reduce and remove unused stds 
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I hear penicillin can be effective.
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Life is a 100% fatal sexually transmitted disease.
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life .. fatal
somebody failed English
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Struct of Arrays has a similar issue in Dutch
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Hahaha I was just watching that episode yesterday! 
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I am sure many C++ programmers have thought of the language as an STD more than once. A powerful and pervasive STD at that.
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Mr Italian provides closure to a short day for clergyman (9)
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Now if it had been a logical clergyman, I could have explained it properly!
As I'm far too dumb to create my own I shall keep quiet about the solution!
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