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I guess it could be worse:
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush and
A good beginning makes a good ending Would become
A bird in the hand makes a good ending
Or perhaps
Children should be seen and not heard and
A good man is hard to find Would become
Children should be hard to find
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Spare the rod, spoil the broth.
Which is possibly better than: Too many cooks[^] spoil the child.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Good grief but that's an annoying video!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Bear with it...
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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OriginalGriff wrote: A bird in the hand makes a good ending
I heard that Disney is still looking for people who are able to write something that resembles a movie script. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Why would they suddenly start now?
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Because next month the sh*t os going to hit the fan and then, finally, some heads are going to roll. Hopefully not just those of some scapegoats.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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In that case, I can't wait to see that happen...
(are you referring to their streaming service, so now they have to either put up or shut up?)
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No, I was thinking of a certain movie that will be due next month and how they seem to be struggling to get out of the act without getting tomatos thrown at them at the test screenings.
The real entertainment these days seems to be their inability and on the other side the fans who are stocking up on torches and pitchforks. And that's absolutely free.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: No, I was thinking of a certain movie that will be due next month
Well, in this case, it's way too late to do anything about "that certain movie", isn't it? At this point in time, the writers have long gone home (and hiding, I'm sure).
OTOH, no matter how bad it is, it's still going to rake in hundreds of millions. You can count on that.
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From what I have heard, the first test screenings did not go well at all and they already have rewritten, partially reshot and recut the whole thing. Twice. And they still are not happy with the result. If only half of that is true, the fans will tar and feather them and then chase them out of the town.
As I said: This is getting far more amusing than any movie they could possibly make.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Time to bring the franchise to an end IMO. Disney's already made back the money they spent buying it, and then some. Yes, I said it.
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I think they could improve it with a little product placement.
How about a death star with a giant 'That was easy' button from Staples on the outside. I mean - they haven't blown up a death star in - what - 2 movies now?
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
modified 12-Nov-19 17:27pm.
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Only if the new death star is much bigger and more dangerous than all the last ones together. And let's revive the emperor to blow him up with it... wait...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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But they need to do it with an all female cast. That ALWAYS works...
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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Yes, who does not like a platoon of Mary Sues? Star Trek barely survived one Wesley. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I prefer, 'A hand in the bush make a happy ending' 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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It aint over 'til the fat lady sings.
Always remember that, because a hand in the bush can lead to the activation of some malware that has been installed in your head by God, mother nature or Charles darwin (take your pick).
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I always remember "A bird in the hand does it on your wrist".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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A beer in the hand is better than two in the fridge
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And what about some old Dutch sayings:
Quote: Digging old cows out of the ditch
andQuote: You can feel that coming on your wooden shoes
Would become:
Quote: Digging old cows coming on your wooden shoes
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 I'll just assume something got lost in the translation...even in the case of the originals...
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Now the drowned calf broke my wooden shoe!
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Sorry it's late, I was not in the office this morning. (Also I did not have a CCC ready, so this one is made up on the spot)
Stylishly dis a little pain (7)
modified 12-Nov-19 9:33am.
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