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"Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute".
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Not my birthday, but...
Mar. 22: Florida Man Googles Self to Find Out Which Florida Man He Is
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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No. That's the birthday of Captain Kirk and, somehow, also of William Shatner. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I just got: "There is not a single important thing about this date"
...story of my life 
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Naked Florida man prompts airport evacuation - and that's how I got the window seat I was entitled to!
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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"Florida man records himself performing sex acts on his dog"
Man, that was a hell of a birthday.
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Most dogs get confused enough already when you just give them a little birthday hat and a biscuit with a single candle on it.
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Florida Man found grenade while fishing and then took the explosive to Taco Bell
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Don't you do that when you have some grenades left over? They pay good money for the main ingredient of their extra hot salsa sauce.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Plastic explosive or saltpetre? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Cast iron balls, filled with gunpowder and a burning fuse are out of fashion for a long time now, so it must be some other explosive. Who cares, as long as we get our trinitro enchilada?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: trinitro enchilada?
 But what do they do with the Toluene?
(Or is that mixed into the sauce?  )
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Your birth date includes a year, so you are cheating.
No Florida man news on the day of my birth.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Cops Bust [Florida] Man Who Said Name Was "Ben Dover"
Spoiler, that wasn't his real name 
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July 1 - Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets.
Still zero known uses for the things I guess, certainly not going to consume them. Eventually somebody's got to figure something out though.
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Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer.
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Quote: Florida man, 88, burns raccoon over eating mangoes
I now know something I wish I never knew and hopefully will be able to forget.
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... inevitably falls for a social engineering trick to expose a piece of information needed to steal their identity.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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That's why I used James T. Kirk's birthday.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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June 3rd...
Man Arrested For Throwing Cheeseburger At Pregnant Woman
I'd rather be phishing!
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Quote: Florida man punches woman at Publix because she gave him the middle finger
Well, that's where my wife's blue eye and her headache comes from i guess...
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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? "This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + _signature
: "404-Signature not found");
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Quote: Florida man guns down puppy from apartment balcony
So what is it with Florida?
Is it the next generation hillbillies?
<edit>Even better, in other news: Quote: Florida man on balcony shoots puppy named Princess
</edit>
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July 13th:
Quote: Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist
...and (why not) Florida Woman, same date:
Quote: Florida woman threatens hair salon with machete, poops in patrol car, deputies say
It's not just men, it's Florida.
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OK, this is just nuts.
Googled: Florida man May 8th
Returned: "Florida man blames demons after beating pregnant girlfriend for playing Xbox, police say"
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen so it won’t blow away
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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