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Quote: where no one works after 5 PM.
FTFY
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Welcome to the Civil Service, where no one works after 5 PM AM.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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me thinks JSOP is on a military installation... where they test things like this monthly.
Worked on an airbase for 5 years. Time for the "power loss generator kick over" - generator came up, ran for 20 minutes and seized. It appears no one had been maintaining the units (in other words, doing their damn jobs). The base is mainly a maintenance facility now, but back then we had F15s and KC135s on alert for TAC and SAC. The base commander and the facility commander got some a$$ that day.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Sounds like the friggin' Chernobyl story. I'm glad you blokes aren't running a nuclear powerplant.
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Quote: These blast points, too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.
Exactly.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Is a buccaneer how much a pirate pays for corn?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Arrrrghuably, that is so. Also, if there's a bad harvest the farmers will cutlass and that could result in the price doubloon.
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or is it a pirate that got caught canning bucks?
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
JaxCoder.com
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Why would a pirate pay when he can pillage?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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That's a macob thought.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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There may be a kernel of truth in that...
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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I thought they were the things on the side of your buccanhead
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In a boring job interview:
Useless HR drone: "Where do you see yourself in five years?"
Laconic answer: "Not here."
Silly answer: "Back home on Beta Reticuli. They will probably not want me as a Stormtrooper anymore, but I always can earn a little programming Eludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators."
Delusional answer: "Where do I find the office of your boss?"
Everything is better than seriously answering such questions. Any better ideas?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 3-Dec-19 10:25am.
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"In the mirror."
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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In mirror universes you are not going to be happy unless you grow a beard and are at least lawful evil.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Like my pic. 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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"Not doing your job; your job is safe"
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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in your office because HR will be the next thing replaced by AI
... btw: also because HR requires the least amount of actual skills it's the easiest to automate
Edit: BTW: HR has no place in the interview process, companies that use HR for this never get the best people, rather they will only ever get the best bullshit artists.
this internet has become nothing but fake news.
... time to fix it, time to get back to the fax!
modified 3-Dec-19 10:12am.
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lopatir wrote: rather they will only ever get the best bullshit artists.
Sounds like the perfect process when hiring for a sales position then 
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"You're asking me to predict the future. If I could predict the future I wouldn't need your stupid job now, would I?!"
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"Programming - because I'm pretty good at it, I like doing it, and have absolutely no desire to be a leader or manager. I'll help the new guys, and learn from the more experienced guys, buy you really don't want me in a position of authority, because I'm a programmer, not a politician."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Same way I see myself today, in a mirror, next question.
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