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Well I learned something new, so the day isn't entirely wasted! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You like winning Fridays anyway
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Dats da bunny - you're up tomorrow
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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"Monday: I started my new job as an intern at NASA! I'm so excited!
Tuesday: I made the tea for the whole department, and photocopied some important paperwork! I love it here!
Wednesday: Discovered a new planet.[^]"
Lucky bugger - at 17 I had a Saturday job in an Antiques shop... 
That's gonna look really good on his resume, though, isn't it!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Clearly not This nice lady[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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if she's a lady how does her first reply to Homer make any sense?
are interns really getting so stupid they don't even know their own private parts?
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It was a woman (wouldn't call her a lady come to think of it).
I have no clue why she answered like she did, you have to ask her about that... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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"s**k my d**k" is a gender-neutral insult in the US from my experience - despite the obvious.
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oh so it's not just the interns, it's everyone in USA.
well that also explains why they [have to] stack their talk shows with foreign hosts.
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She was just supportive of the LGBQT movement.
Her getting fired is obviously misogynist and oppressive to women!
I should explicitly mention this is a joke, because nowadays this might as well be a serious point of view...
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She wasn't fired, just had a job offer withdrawn.
And the victim of her abuse wants to help her get one anyway?! Probably because she'll be such a joy for co-workers.
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If computer decide to restart itself is it sentient ?
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Maybe more like evidence for reincarnation. 
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Put on the pile of no-evidence, together with the evidence for angels and aliens
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Makes me doubt that you are sentient.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I wouldn't go that far.
Sentient (adj.) Able to perceive or feel things.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Good that you linked the dictionary; it includes a lot more than I assumed.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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virang_21 wrote: If computer decide to restart itself is it sentient a world-class pain in the arse?
Yes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Happens with Windows, not so much with Mac.
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I'm making a little virtual machine to run backtracking regular expressions. It only has a few opcodes but it's all I need for matching.
enum Opcode
{
Nop = 0,
Char,
Range,
Match,
Jmp,
Split,
Any,
Save,
}
This is such a different approach than my non-backtracking expressions, which would basically be a subset of this machine with ... 2? instructions I think but it isn't implemented that way at all.
This is pretty cool. I can add regular expression features to the core runner by adding opcodes, but for the most part, I shouldn't need to add to these.
And they should be pretty easy to emit to either IL (as compiled) or C# (table driven) instructions
My instruction pointer is basically a List<Instruction> in tandem with an integer index. If I were doing it in C or C++ it would be an actual pointer, but I think a side effect of this is mine in some ways is a bit more efficient in that it doesn't need as many heap allocs as doing this in C in the most obvious way would, simply because of the way I've organized it.
I'm a long way from an article yet. I'm not even done with my machine compiler yet, but I'm still excited about it. This is cool stuff. 
Steve Wozniak is the only thing at Apple that isn't evil.
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Missing a few there.
honey the codewitch wrote: enum Opcode
{
Nop = 0,
Char,
Range,
Match,
Jmp,
Split,
Any,
Save,
}
enum {
EFileNotFound,
ECListCtrl,
EPizzaPineapple,
EVB6NotSupportedGoF(ault)Yourself
}
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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You're wasting your time because nobody but you understands regular expressions.
Now that Visual Studio has kowtowed to regular expressions, I find searching for non-trivial things to be a deep PitA. Its "help" on the topic just blows. Someday I'll make time to find decent documentation on the subject. Until then, I'm sometimes reduced to a two-pass approach, of finding too much and then searching for certain substrings within the results window.
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Yeah but it's not just regex. It's the little machine that's cool.
For example, matching foo|bar
L0000: split L0001, L0005
L0001: char f
L0002: char o
L0003: char o
L0004: jmp L0008
L0005: char b
L0006: char a
L0007: char r
L0008: match
Real programmers use butterflies
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