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No problem.
Just add brandy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The same team synthesized pizza with pineapple, last year.
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Isn't this a crime against caffeinity? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Reminds me of another stupid development in plant breeding: jalapeno peppers that aren't hot. Extends to some other varieties, too.
WTF? If you don't want hot peppers grow/buy peppers that aren't hot - there are certainly plenty of varieties to choose from. What is the reason for pretense that one is using a hot pepper when it's not?
So - here we go again.
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It's a weird world when the only way to reliably get the numlock key to toggle on coming out of sleep is to have Task Manager execute a program for that event. MS - come on, you can do better!
< / rant>
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You have to understand, there some (backward) compatibility issue with WordPerfect 2.0 that prevent any changes! 
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It toggles on from sleep mode every time for me. No event handlers needed.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I think it has something to do with the BIOS of my machine. I followed all of the registry changes I've found online, and none of them worked. The triggered custom program is the only solution I've found.  It was super annoying to start typing away, to realize I wasn't typing numbers!
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Most BIOS options have a "Num lock at startup", so you might as well check, but I don't think should have an effect on sleep, where the OS is still in control.
Mind you, it's winio, so anything is possible.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Unfortunately, no BIOS option here. But I've got it working, as indicated in my rant.
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David O'Neil wrote: But I've got it working, as indicated in my rant.
It's just bloody annoying to have to use workarounds because the OS is borking up its job.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I have an old laptop (ok, a netbook) with no keypad that, every once in a while, reverses the "normal" state of the NumLock key so at a password screen, I'm trying to type my password but the keyboard registers numbers.
The first couple of times it happened, I spent an awful lot of time trying and retrying, until I typed out the password in the user name field to show up in the clear. I can't recall what OS that was (some version of Linux), but it didn't have that "show password" option...
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Found it.
I don't know if you've tried this one, but it should do the trick:
Key:
HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Control Panel\Keyboard\InitialKeyboardIndicators
Value:
2147483650
Again, though, it's winio, so it might not work if there's too much yellow in your desktop wallpaper, or somesuch.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I recall trying that when the machine updated to Win10, and again last week, after completely reinstalling. It never worked for me. There was even a method where you had to reboot, set the numlock status without logging in, shut down again, and then boot up normally. It didn't work either.
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I have the opposite problem, sort of. Since I use the numbers on the top row of the keyboard I like the keypad to be num-lock-off. I set it up in the BIOS for startup but every now and then it gets flipped (most annoying!).
Keypad numeric input makes me feel like an accountant - bah!
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To me, delivery of a Knock-Knock joke is a fine art, indeed; so much so, I practice in front of a mirror.
Problem is, I'm obstinately searching for the doorbell.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Is "rap" just a knock-knock joke put to music?
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You call rap music? 
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Please take into account the context, as in 'pun' - which demeans the topic appropriately.
One place I used to live had an FM station that proudly used as their slogan "No Rap - No Crap".
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Must've been popular with a certain demographic.
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Do developers get drunk on screenshots?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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And do basketball players get screened on d(r)unkshots?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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And do drunks screen shots?
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No. 
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