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Yeah, but seriously: Who reads the Insider News??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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True, it's too much like documentation.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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TTFN - Kent
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If he came up with the shortcut keys too he is burning in hell. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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If your requirement for sending people to hell is that low, it's going to be lonely in heaven.
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Low? I accidently hit Ctrl-X all the time
Real programmers use butterflies
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Code your own keyboard layout... 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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So disable it. You can still use Shift/Ctrl + Insert/Delete.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Pity that those keys are usually together too  
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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ErgoDox, make it the 1-? combination.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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honey the codewitch wrote: I accidently hit Ctrl-X all the time
...trying to do what?
I often accidentally hit both Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V at the same time (and overwrite what I intended to copy with whatever happens to be on the clipboard), but that's me fat-fingering it. I hardly ever cut anything, whether intentionally or not.
(incidentally, the 'C' key is the only one on my keyboard that has the lettering on the top surface completely rubbed off...does that say anything about me?)
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when I hit Ctrl-C i often fat finger it and hit X and C simultaneously which never fails to clear my clipboard because i always hit the C just after
Real programmers use butterflies
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So basically we have the same problem, only, I hit the next pair of keys...
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Then Ctrl-Z becomes your best friend.
Brent
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when it's available.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Hmmm. Given your raison d'etre, I'm surprised you don't use emacs instead of the Visual Studio editor  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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Hah!
My birth cry stirred the aetheric currents such that all of the code I would ever write sprang into existence spontaneously at the exact moments my fingers struck the keys.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Wonder if anybody has tried pressing Ctrl + V to see if he'd come back again? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
modified 20-Feb-20 5:01am.
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Rather DJotM - Dad Jokes of the Month, thirty of them.
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Nailed it! 
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Well, I have hit the big bucks Bought 10 $2 scratch off lottery tickets today, total return was $168.00! All I have to do is do it again, and again, and again......
Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought. (Porkypine)
via the mind of Walt Kelley (Pogo, I miss you!)
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