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You pull down it genes.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Closed because content has been posted that is spam.
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Proof that there is other life in the universe, and they're ignoring us.
OVNI sur la Lune , 2020-03-26 - YouTube[^]
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Nah, they're just social distancing.
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MarkTJohnson wrote: social distancing.
the new excuse for not wanting to be around someone - virus or no virus. 
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Yeah, I've been practising that for decades... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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It's hardly news in the UK[^].
Of course, it was covered up for a while, by the Royal Air Force's Project Kids' Book.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And you trust us, Quebecers to show you aliens ? 
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: And you trust us, Quebecers
Well, given the choice between Quebecers and Newfies...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Whatever it is and how it was done, this is nice.
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To aliens, we're the aliens.
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Are you not "Social Distancing", you've just "sworn an oath of solitude 'til this blight is purged from these lands"?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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We will emerge after this swath of death passes, bury our dead and give thanks for those left standing!
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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These are supposed to be funny - this one is just plain meme!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I'm not socially distancing, I'm just snobbing everyone.
I'd rather be phishing!
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It’s not rare the non-English royal is in bother (8)
Frequent - not rare
Royal = queen
Non English - remove an e - queen
In Bother = fret - frequent
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What can (will) the instructors do to check the originality of student work (plagiarism/cheating)?
Ask the prime-minister to create a task force to investigate. 
My University is not coming slow 
modified 8-Apr-20 10:17am.
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Seems like overkill.
When I was in college in the early 1980's, programming projects were submitted for grading using paper listings. Instructors then returned final projects after the quarter ended using a cabinet outside the computer science office. After taking the real-time programming class (essentially multi-threading in PDP-11 assembly language), my project listing was missing. I informed the instructor.
A couple of quarters later, I was called into the department chairman's office, and asked to bring a copy of my final project listing for the class. I met with the chairman and the instructor, and they had me compare a listing to mine. It was the same code, but the comments were all different (and in some places wrong). I later heard about a guy I knew who was summarily failed for the class and expelled from the university.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary R. Wheeler wrote: I later heard about a guy I knew who was summarily failed for the class and expelled from the university.
Quite right.
If he had to cheat to do the easy coding they make you do in uni, he'd be worse than useless in the workplace.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If all variable, function and class names are replaced to new ones, keeping rest of the code the same, is it easy to detect, or difficult?
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Asking for a friend?
Even if they aren't replaced, I'd say it's difficult unless you've seen the original code recently. Some metrics would make it easier, such as the number of lines, the size of the .exe, or a list of function signatures. These would work even when things were just renamed.
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It would not be difficult to check the metrics of each method in a file, a simple size/word count would pick up most plagiarists, they would probably be too lazy to go to the effort of changing the content.
Actually the more I think about it the more interesting it would be, I'm pretty sure someone has built something like that into a doc compare tool already.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Like many of us, I've been working from home. Most of the time I use a VPN over my home broadband connection to Remote Desktop to my PC at work, and I just noticed something.
According to the icon in the notification area, my work PC thinks there's no Internet connection  .
No sign of a tall, gray long-hair in a robe with a staff shouting "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"...
Software Zen: delete this;
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