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A local man was admitted to the ER on Saturday with 25 toy horses inserted in his rectum.
His condition is listed as stable.
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Poor guy... he won't be able to breath with those horses there,...
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No wonder he was feeling a little horse!
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Neigh, I don't believe that story... 
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Does this help?
wiring.jpg[^]
It does make some sense: mic and audio jack developed independently, and the four pin combined jack was an "extension" of the audio pinout - since the ground connector in nearly all sockets was quite high up on the plug, it made sense to use the bottom bit for microphone so you could plug a combined unit or a mic-free unit into a 3- or 4- pin socket without horrible noises.
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I'd found another resource (which has fallen off the end of my browser history...). My main gripe was the disconnect between the actual wiring and the physical design of the plug. All the 2- and 3-pole ones neatly terminate the cable screen in the clamp.
And your reference seems to have a real problem with a 3-pole mic plug.  The one example I can find of something that would plug into such an adapter has tip and ring shorted. Mono mic - feed both channels, I guess someone thought.
Cheers,
Peter
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Any time you've got a T(R)S type connection with different numbers of rings on the plug and socket you're going to be shorting something together. The whole thing is a glorious cluster ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) of technical debt via accreted design and needing to maintain legacy support.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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Is the father of scripting language into disturbed natives? (10)
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modified 17-May-21 7:45am.
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I think you'll be up again tomorrow - I'm nowhere with this 
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Hey, we'll see! 
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Is that real question? If so, would nodeJS count?
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Javascript is never the solution! 
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Innovative is the best I can come up with but I don't think it's right.
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You're right!
It's wrong.
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Ok we surrender
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Wave your liddle white flags proudly!
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I grew up kinda hard, with untreated mental illness and spent some time on the streets as a homeless teen, got my GED as a result and never went to college.
But I had hacked around on computers, programming since I was 8 years old.
When I was 18 I went from being homeless to moving in with my b/f in seattle and from there straight to Microsoft.
I started taking senior and lead positions before I was 20.
Outside of software development, for example when I moved from Seattle to rural Washington state where there were not development jobs I drove a cab, jockeyed cash registers, and even worked on a farm.
I'm not qualified to do anything skilled but write software.
I can't tell you how grateful I am that this industry values talent over credentials.
I'd be in a very different position today if it weren't for that. I have a friend I grew up with who never launched into a software career despite us programming together but his primary interest is language so I guess I understand - I learned C++, he learned Latin. I have another friend who I came up with together and helped him get into development, and then he moved to NYC and got rich, and he has a similar background as me, except not crazy. None of these people have degrees. Both are ridiculously intelligent. But it makes me think, you know?
I count myself fortunate, and I am grateful not just for me, but for anyone like me who found their way despite lack of opportunities and access to "white collar" work generally.
Real programmers use butterflies
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I think having worked on a farm is an important skill!
Any industry with common sense values talent over credentials. The ones that don't are typically licensed or unionized, which is primarily a way to reduce competition and make it more lucrative for those who are allowed in.
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I don't know. My FIL is a master electrician. Union man. Never had a degree either. He worked in a wonderbread factory before apprenticing, and then busted his behind until he got where he was at.
I'm here for trades. And frankly, I'm a member of an industrial union myself, though I work for myself, not a union shop since I don't employ anyone.
That's all I'll say on that, for fear of turning this further into a political discussion.
I'm in the distinct political minority here.
Real programmers use butterflies
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I was young, raw, and cocky. Being in a union helped me smooth those edges out and gave me the training I needed to move forward. Eventually I moved into a position that was no longer union backed, but I'm grateful that being in a union allowed me the chance to grow.
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honey the codewitch wrote: I'm in the distinct political minority here.
That's possible, but you aren't alone either. 
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One of the problems with today's business environment is the emphasis on pieces of paper rather than demonstrated skills and knowledge. However, I wouldn't want to be treated by a physician who didn't have a Medical degree and a license! For the lay person, the pieces of paper provide at least some assurance that the person holding him/herself out as an expert really is.
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If he didn't have a license, you could ask to see his his degree (most of them have it on the wall anyway) or proof of malpractice insurance, which someone unqualified would find rather hard to obtain.
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