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I'd be concerned that there's not enough time to sell them.
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Bad news for Vegans: Grendizer is still alive and kicking[^].
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Rubbish, they should eat BACON that tastes like BACON!
veni bibi saltavi
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Damn I need a clapping emote..
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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There doesn't seem to be a clapping one - will either of these do?
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"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I hope you still think so after your first coronary.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Here's some news for the non-veggies... As a veggie I couldn't care less 
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Generally, I agree - I'm not a big fan of meat substitutes, but a seaweed that happens to be reminiscent of bacon may (or may not) be OK.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Yea who the elephant needs that? I mean if you wanna live meatless, then do it consequently!
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The first thing I thought of was the sushi potential with this stuff. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Why can't they make everything taste like bacon, even bacon, and call it a day?
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...but it was a bit over my head.
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..but it loses a lot in the translation
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It's a terrible sin, repent!
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What... a fine transformation?
See, he was right. A lot lost in translation. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
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This is translated from Hindi so may not be funny.
Wife (wakes up husband at 2 AM): Who was lead female actor in Desparado?
Husband: Salma Hayek
Wife: What was Megan Fox's name in Transformers?
Husband: Mikaela Banes
Wife: When did the girl next door moved in?
Husband: 2 months 5 days. But why are you asking all of this?
Wife: Yesterday was my birthday.
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Can I request the Hindi version? 
This was too-awkward! 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
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Many people believe that remembering birthdays is a question of memory - while it's not entirely. I'm perfectly aware of the birthdays of my relatives, but I don't have a strong sense of time. Today is today, not July 15th... unless I have to write it somewhere for me there exist only the "present". I'm a stateless being  as many people are, especially those wha have a similar daily / weekly routine.
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you should use an advanced calendar service. The Google calendar can remind you a day before any "reoccuring date". So it might help 
Press F1 for help or google it.
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I do - but then forget, the day after is a wholly new experience  starting from scratch every day. Also, if Google remembers me now that today is the birthday of someone but I'm busy and can't phone / I'm not at home well... in a couple of minutes I forget again today's date and anything related
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I get that too, that is why I put all birthdays to start at midnight and have the reminder set for 30 minutes before the task.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
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And then you phone the person 11:30 at night? 
I have a similar problem with birthdays. Even though I may technically know the birthday if asked for it, I still don't think of it at the exact day.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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No as I am asleep and I look at my phone in the morning and I then know to call them
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
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