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Re: How not to rollout a new software product

CDP180215-Aug-15 8:24

CDP1802

15-Aug-15 8:24

kmoorevs wrote:
...from one of the worst planned software rollouts I have been a part of...

kmoorevs wrote:
but I was totally unprepared for the onslaught of phone calls about problems they were having

kmoorevs wrote:
providing very little feedback...not to mention there was not phase-in schedule and we went live with all 60 sites yesterday

kmoorevs wrote:
...not to mention fixing quite a few programming/design flaws that helped lead to the chaos.

kmoorevs wrote:
led to confusion when the real problem was corrected, only to now reveal the ugly consequences which now have to be cleaned up over the weekend...

Now I know where you work. What makes you think they ever plan anything? Just assign every task to a different underling with a minimum of information / documentation / specifications. Project management by hand waving at its best.

kmoorevs wrote:
'Does anyone have a gun!!!'

Not so quick! Wait until the hand wavers figure out how all this is actually your fault.

Tar and feather them, throw them out of the guild and then out of the town, I say.

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"You mean like from space?"
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Re: How not to rollout a new software product

DJ van Wyk16-Aug-15 20:55

DJ van Wyk

16-Aug-15 20:55

kmoorevs wrote:
planned software rollouts

Planning is for people who don't know what they're doing. Poke tongue | ;-P

kmoorevs wrote:
testing and approval for the last four months

Testing is for people who don't know what they're doing. Poke tongue | ;-P

kmoorevs wrote:
half of the sites were able to get through it without a problem

Probably the half that didn't use the system. Confused | :confused:

I hope you use this a an 'I told you so' next time a customer doesn't play along before the next deployment.

My plan is to live forever ... so far so good

Re: How not to rollout a new software product

BrainiacV17-Aug-15 4:38

BrainiacV

17-Aug-15 4:38

kmoorevs wrote:
using the application through a two-week test period providing very little feedback

Welcome to reality.

I sometimes think users won't report problems because they fear it would make them seem foolish. Instead they give us the lame excuse that they didn't have time to test or if they did test, they didn't have time to communicate their problems.

Our most frustrating times were when they'd say, "I was doing something and it gave an error." Do you remember what you were doing? "No." Did you write down the error message? "No." Do you remember what the error message said? "No." And then they'd ask, "When will it be fixed?" (That would be when I'd want a gun)

Right behind all that (if we were doing a new version) would be, "It doesn't work like the old program." (Duh) "It's too confusing." (Because it doesn't work like the old program)

I'd rather train new people on the new program than retrain old users on the new program.

Psychosis at 10
Film at 11

Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.

Re: How not to rollout a new software product

Kirk 1038982117-Aug-15 6:16

Kirk 10389821

17-Aug-15 6:16

Wow,
This stuff still happens in todays world. AMAZING.

Sorry you got hit by this. But we REQUIRE an absolute code freeze for 1 week before going live.
This is for everyones safety.

Also, we schedule weekly review meetings. Their team needs to tell us what they have and have not tested/validated and signed off on. If they fail to do their part, it delays the project.

I feel for you. But I value my life and health too much to be pushed into doing things the wrong way.
I wish all IT people would push back against unreasonable customers. Nobody would demand that their wives have children in 5 months because the timing does not work for them in 9.

Best of luck.

My birthday is tomorrow!

Brisingr Aerowing15-Aug-15 3:42

Brisingr Aerowing

15-Aug-15 3:42

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.

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