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I hope you don't go back to any store or web site I use, ever.
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I told that to my wife and we laughed so hard that there were tears in our eyes. I can't wait to tell it at our Thanksgiving party today. If you can't make it as a programmer, then you must give comedy a try.
Speaking of which, I heard this one recently:
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?”
“I’m going to commit suicide,” she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?” She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she’s finished, the tough, hairy biker says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That’s a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?” "My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl…”
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First and Foremost, I was surprised with so much posting on HONEYMOON.
Many really want it or had a memorable time. I belong to the later.
As for the winner.
1. @den2k88sen sent me email with solution
2. @ManfredRBihy posted an anagram of it. Could not accept it as solution
3. @User-11407112 posted as off hand remark
If @User-11407112 has posted it as solution, he would have been winner. But it was an off hand remark.
So den2k88sen is the ultimate winner.
sorry guys 
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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We got married in Szeged, Hungary. Two days later we took the night train to Munich, then on to Paris for three days before arriving back in Blighty.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: on to Paris for three days
Honeymoon, huh?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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<voice impersonate="Harold Steptoe">
You dirty old man!
<\voice>
The city not the STD!
veni bibi saltavi
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Yeah.
Apparently it's only supposed to be one night... 
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Agreed, you well solved this issue and we respect your decision
Sincerly the high council of FOSW
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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super wrote: If @User-11407112 has posted it as solution, he would have been winner.
Pretty sure Brittle is a Lady.
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If that is the same person, they should use that avatar instead of the default Grey Bob. 
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OriginalGriff wrote:
If that is the same person |
Yeah, it is 
OriginalGriff wrote: they
Who? Me?
OriginalGriff wrote: should use that avatar instead of the default Grey Bob
Should use which one? The one CP shows by default or the one I use elsewhere? 
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If you are happy to use that as your avatar on Stack Exchange, then there is nothing stopping using that one on both sites. Unless you don't want your gender / sexual orientation known here (which I could understand) 
So do you want to be "known" here as a lady, or as the androgynous drones most of the rest of us are? 
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OriginalGriff wrote: want to be "known" here as a lady,
Of course I would love to be know as a lady here. The only lady who participates regularly here in The Lounge, I guess 
But changing my avatar here, is something I didn't think much about as it doesn't get displayed while you're posting or commenting on something in the forums.
Well yeah, I will change it now
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OriginalGriff wrote: you don't want your gender / sexual orientation known here
Nope that isn't the case here.
As Pomey said I never hid it that I'm a girl. Corrected three or four times whenever they used the word "he" for me
Changing the evatar is what I've not done yet, but will shortly.
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Does it matter? The default pronoun on the net is "He" unless you know explicitly that the poster is female - better than "It" I guess.
And remember: the internet is a place where Men are Men, Women are Men, and Children are FBI Agents...
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... and sheep are worried.
Or is that Wales?
veni bibi saltavi
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And where lawyers gone?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Grooming the FBI Agents, would be my guess...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Does it matter?
I think so.
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It matters, but only if he or she makes it known publicly - and many don't so they aren't assumed to be "second class citizens" or "hit on" all the time.
There are some users here that I am sure of the sexual orientation / gender of, but most of them I have no idea.
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OriginalGriff wrote: It matters, but only if he or she makes it known publicly
Are you suggesting female members are supposed to state publicly that they are female almost like coming out? She hasn't hid it which is why I knew and was correcting the OP so she wasn't mistakenly referred to as a 'he'.
OriginalGriff wrote: and many don't so they aren't assumed to be "second class citizens" or "hit on" all the time.
Yes she would have won today's FSOW for sure.
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PompeyThree wrote: Are you suggesting female members are supposed to state publicly that they are female
No - but just because you know doesn't mean everyone does. I have no idea if super knows - and I didn't! (Or if I did, I forgot)
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