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morbid ? nah ....
hmmm, trying to think of one for me now .. how about
function isGarthAlive()
{
return !2b;
}
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I have to admit that the PING one made me laugh out loud.
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None of them beat The Last Bug[^]
He died at the console,
Of hunger and thirst.
Next day he was buried,
Face down, nine-edge first.
RIP, card readers 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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10 CommitSin()
20 GOTO Hell
30 END
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well, 20 covers 10 anyway...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"Name reference got detached from instance of a person".
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From the comments:
Here Lies Coder
int 20h I wonder how many gets that reference? I surely didn't at first.
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Only us old DOS coders...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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For those who believe in an afterlife, shouldn't the HTTP error be 301 (Moved Permanently)?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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∞ => William Woodruff => ∞
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Reminds me of Stanza 2.28 of the Bhagavad Gita, which says:
'Beings are unmanifest in their beginnings, manifest in their middles, and unmanifest again in their ends. ...'.
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Namaste, Sri Avijnata,
Thank you for reminding me of that shloka in that Book of Books that reminds one so beautifully that there really is no basis for "lament."
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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"This space intentionally left blank."
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Apparently Americans don't know what they are[^].
Even worse they think they are a delicacy enjoyed by the British Upper Class on Boxing day (no, that's Turkey Sandwiches). America you are welcome to the Sausage Roll - but can we give you back Dominos Pizza in exchange?
Seriously to all the Yanks here, do you really not know what a Sausage Roll is?
Do the ex-pats in the States not miss them?
modified 10-Nov-15 17:19pm.
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PompeyThree wrote: but can we give you back Dominos Pizza in exchange?
Heh... People actually go to Dominos? Wow... I always get a chuckle at the tourists who come to New York, eager to have an authentic New York pizza, and for some reason get lost and end up in Dominos or Papa Johns or Pizza Hut... It's cute.
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Ian Shlasko wrote: New York pizza
That's actually the point. You know Pizza didn't originate in New York right? It shouldn't have a 6" deep base and if you scrunched it up in your hand, it would only drip a dribble of Olive Oil.
(Sorry I work with a Neapolitan and his snobbishness over Pizza has worn off on me)
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But he's definetely right 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Pizza doesn't have a 6" deep base... That's what they do over in Chicago... Deep-dish pizza isn't pizza either... It's a casserole... Or maybe a souffle. New York pizza is thin-crust.
As for the oil... Well, that varies.
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Anyway, do you know what a Sausage Roll is and have you had one?
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A pig in blanket in the UK is a sausage wrapped in bacon (as your link says further down). What you've linked to is similar but not exactly the same, the 'sausage' in a UK sausage roll is not a complete sausage, it's more of a sausage patty. I can't begin to explain how amazed I am that you Americans don't know what a 'proper' Sausage roll is. I'm thinking of coming over there and starting up a business.
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It looks a lot better than out pig in a blanket for sure. Don't you know we USians are bred to eat that fast food crap.
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Anything that adds Bacon is better.
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You would think but my brother made some"thing" tonight that had a ?boiled? cabbage, ?boiled? bacon and sausage. My stomach is gurgling and well let's just say left overs will stay left.
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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What he boiled bacon, bloody hell he really went out of his way to ruin the meal then! I think I like pig served in any style but it would never occur to me to boil the poor bloody thing.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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