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I think they should try to close all windows and restart the car... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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They could also try to reinstall the engine... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I would suggest replacing the boot.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Igor Sikorsky about testing the VS-300 helicopter prototype:
"Quote: In those early days, the Chief Engineer was almost always the Chief Pilot as well. This had the automatic result of eliminating poor engineering very early in aviation.
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This kind of Darwinism in software development would certainly eliminate many problems.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 18-Dec-15 8:22am.
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If at first you don't succeed, you can't try again.
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But, the reason the brakes failed was the engineer had his foot on the brakes, and the programmer was strangling the manager who had his hands on the wheel with one hand, while sticking the elbow of his other arm into the ribs of the engineer.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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Why do some Italian soldiers have a dead chicken on their helmets?
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Because they can afford it.
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To get to the other side?
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There was a typo and the space went missing when they were told to "put your cap on[^]"?
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Reminds me of an episode of 'Allo 'Allo, where someone asks the Italian officer "Why are wearing on your 'ed a dead 'en?" - seemed quite funny in a cod French accent, 20 years ago.
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"No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!"
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Because it would just look silly to wear a blue whale on their heads!
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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That's their ration pack?
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Just got a fine collection of flash-mob videos and wondered if any of you ever got into one of those in real?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I flash mobs daily!
Wait... That wasn't your question, was it? 
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News flash, that i a little too much open information
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So many people are in my house right now I can't even get to the bathroom, let alone to the computer to watch videos. I believe they came out of the television.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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BillWoodruff wrote: I believe they came out of the television.
Ah! Video Ghosting!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They're not ghosts, Griff: they walk right through me as if I'm not there !
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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BillWoodruff wrote: I believe they came out of the television.
Is one of them called Sadako Yamamura?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I was once in a Mexican stand off flash mob, was somewhere >50 ppl in a mall intersection. We stood square in the middle, on the balconies, and stairs. Was awesome.
Now I live far away from the city and all weird phenomena that comes when large number of people got to share a small space. I can fart in peace.
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