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Sure, I need to stop procrastinating...
So obviously, I'll need a plan... Better step back and think this through first. Hmm, going to need some brain food. Better get a snack. Bit thirsty too. Uh oh, ran out of drinks. Better go get more. Know what, it's a little late to go to the store today. Better wait until tomorrow...
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I can't see what's wrong with procrastinating...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: I can't see what's wrong with procrastinating
Think about it for a while...
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I will...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Nothing is wrong, if your procrastions have a limit!
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I'll get round to clicking that, maybe tomorrow?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I tried the reward part but no one told me to take reward after task complete so am still waiting for motivation.
Reward = Bacon
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I've heard that you can use procrastination against procrastination.
"Because I have to get this done, I can procrastinate later." Or...
"When I get this done, I'll have all the time in the world to procrastinate."
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The skill Office Politics.
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Let me know if you find out, because I'm obviously missing the same skill... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Isn't your missing skills a soapbox material? 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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When is the correct time to use the word 'is'?
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When is is missing? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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What skill is this developer missing?
I know pedantic is my middle name.
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P0mpeyDantic3?
I know what you meant. Just joking with you. It sounded a lot like the old p... in the Mississippi joke...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Depends on what your definition of 'is' is.
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The skill to be his own boss rather than a cube/os (Open Space, hey look, I just invented [probably not!] another overloaded acronym) worker.
Marc
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Social Skills.
He's trying to solve that with technology which is both admirable and doomed.
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Did you ever saw a developer with social skills?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I've met a few - particularly if they are buying...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Did you ever saw
I tried, but they tend to disklike the sawing part.
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The usual: hygiene, grooming, nutrition... 
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I get where he is coming from, we developers need very specific situations to be effective.
Interestingly enough or perhaps rather boringly enough - I am currently writing an article on how to manage developers, the article is aimed at people who have never been a developer.
(I even cover areas such as 'flow' and how to hug dolphins safely)
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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