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Movie Quote Of The Day
if you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit
Which movie?
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SHARKNADO
...sorry OG, I know it's your favourite title, but I couldn't resist...
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Or do you mean the threat of a new one?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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AFAIK there are already two sequels....and "The Hoff" is in there as well!
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Harry Potter and the pink monstrosity
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Kindergarten Kop
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Comma repaired
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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"Renzi goes to Brussels".
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Life of Brian
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Dribbling Miss Daisy
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Genghis Khan, of course!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The Social Network
veni bibi saltavi
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One Night in Paris
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Trump fires up the crowd in xxxxxx redneck town.
it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Have a cool Yule
Courtesy of Maxxx[^]
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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And a Hoopy New Year!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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What is your specialty for the holidays?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Drinking
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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But what?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Heavily!
veni bibi saltavi
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What you say, that after the 5th glass it does not matter anyway?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So basically anything you drink involves deuterium in some form?
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NERD!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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