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Actually, he was Middle Eastern, so these days they'd send him to Cuba as terrorist.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Actually, he was supposed to have been born in Nazareth, which today would make him Israeli. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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True enough. I usually refer to the Christian god as "the African god", to avoid confusion with Roman, Greek, Japanese, etc. gods.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Skippy the Bush Kangaroo! Yeah! I always wondered if "Bush Kangaroo" was some kind of euphemism!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I set clock forward one hour today
American trump supporters need to set their clock forward 100 years 
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regerteast wrote: set their clock forward 100 years
I don't know about that. 100 years ago, the world still made sense. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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A hundred years ago was in the middle of the first world war. You might want to rethink that.
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Surely it breaks rules 1 & 4 of the lounge? I find this kind of joke offensive.
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It's said with humour, not vindictiveness.
Turn the other cheek, and all that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Jacquers wrote: I find this kind of joke offensive.
Sadly, you've rather undermined yourself by describing it as a joke!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Well - preaching religious doctrine is hardly any different than doing the same with politics. In some senses, I consider it more contentious.
That's why we have the soap-box and where this thread should have been.
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I have a 1125ml bottle of Bundy OP and there seems to be a hole in it. It's disappearing at a rate of knots.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I'm having the same problem with a large bottle of cheap scotch. Let me know if you discover a solution!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Hehe, the old saying from my youth was "Bundy makes you spastic™"
That stuff's as aussie as Austen Tayshus' Australiana[^]
Perhaps I should expect an entertaining night's worth of posts from ya?
(For our sensitive readers - and no, I don't mean spastic as in cerebral palsy. I mean so drunk you're useless)
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enhzflep wrote: Perhaps I should expect an entertaining night's worth of posts from ya?
I've been going for over 9 hours already. Not sure how much longer things will go.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Oh well, glad to see things appear to be working out well then.
Hope the morning's not too painful! 
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When I nail the Flying Spaghetti Monster up, is the pasta cooked or uncooked.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Cooked al dente - you can't get the nails through the dry stuff without it splintering.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Would a standard cross be sufficient to pin all of the Flagellum of His Monstrousness?
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Easter Sunday down the pub having a beer or ten and a feed.
The kids are at the Sydney Royal Easter Show and I have Netflix, beer and Bundy OP at home when I get home.
Also have a computer to build. Should be fun to see what it looks like tomorrow.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Well at least you are right with the title. 
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He's my Mexican mate, not that white, blonde haired, blue eyed, middle eastern fictional bloke.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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regerteast wrote: You need help.
Yet it is you who needs to believe that sky pixies are real to cope with your life.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Jesus Christ died so we can overcome death.
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